Charles Darwin's Darwin Awards 
HOME
Darwin Awards
At-Risk Survivors
Slush Pile
2008 November Slush
(x)Really Hung
UL:Burning Down the Barn
x:The incredible Oaxaco flying stove!
x:Evolution in Action
HM:Bowling Bonehead
x:"Singin" in the rain?
HM:Only if you throw them...
(x)Man hit by train survives
HM:Chutes and Spills
x:How to cut a tree... with explosive
x:Firefighter Lockout
Guam "Recycler" Recycled
HM:White spirit
DA:No Liger Menu, unfortunately
Copper Thief, meet Electric pole
DA:Killer Fuel Economy
Hell Kitchen
Old Man River don't clean tires.
Blowtorch Cleaning
Student Pilots and Propellers
Almost Blown Away
The incredible (but true) Oaxaca fl
Don't fuel and smoke
Toter steckt im Gully
Winter Paddleboating at Midnight
Pyromaniacs and Desks
messing with live power line = bad
Windy Wire Thief Meets Tragic End
A Shocking end
Older Slush 
 
~ Random Story ~
Email Alert!
Gift Shop
Rules  Search
Contact Darwin
Submit a Story
Philosophy Forum
Home

  

Darwin Awards
2008 Slush Pile

This item was recently submitted by a reader.
Should I include it in the archive?
Vote to tell me what *you* think!

Copper Thief, meet Electric pole

2008 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

I copied this from the Dallas Morning News Website. I think this man deserves a Darwin award, for valiantly advancing the human race by removing his stupid genes from the gene pool. Let's all raise a toast to James Buster McKay!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Suspected copper thief severely burned on Dallas utility pole dies

02:15 PM CDT on Monday, August 4, 2008

By EMILY TSAO / The Dallas Morning News etsao@dallasnews.com

A suspected copper thief whose flesh melded on a utility pole after he was hit with about 7,000 volts has died.

James Buster McKay, 51, died at about 11 p.m. Saturday at Parkland Memorial Hospital, the Dallas County medical examiner's office confirmed today. He had been listed in critical condition. A Dallas Fire-Rescue official said Mr. McKay had suffered third-degree burns and was burned on about 50 percent of his body.

Dallas police said they were notified about 4:30 a.m. Friday that a man was stuck on a utility pole in the 800 block of Regal Row near the Irving border. Police said Oncor was also notified about an outage in the area and at 5:17 a.m. restored power. The man may have grabbed a wire when power was being restored, Dallas police said.

When crews arrived, they found cut wires on the ground and Mr. McKay stuck between transformers on the pole, police said.

Dallas Fire-Rescue spokeswoman Sherrie Lopez said the man had been hit with about 7,000 volts, possibly twice. The rescue was hindered because his flesh had adhered to the metal components on the pole. Much of his clothing had either "burned off or blown off," she said.

Crews reached Mr. McKay using a ladder from a fire truck and he was lowered shortly before 7 a.m. and taken to Parkland Memorial Hospital.

Police said the incident caused more than $10,000 in damage. Oncor said investigators found about $50 worth of copper on the ground.

Submitted on 11/04/2008

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: Dallas Morning News, 08/04/2008

Copyright © 2008 DarwinAwards.com

Awful? 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Great?
Hate it! Love it!
>> Moderator Scores <<

Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
Yet another in the never-ending line of dumb copper thief crook wannabe's. Thanks!


Candi said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
More mooching morons cooking on copper. Thanks.


The Darwin Awards Gift Shop

Darwin Awards II: Unnatural Selection

Hardback. 240 pages. Autographed.
$15
A fresh collection of magnificent misadventures! Lust, Vanity, Gluttony, Greed, Sloth, Envy, and Wrath extract an evolutionary toll on the wicked. Salute the owner of an equipment training school who demonstrates the dangers of driving a forklift by failing to survive the filming of his own safety video. Witness the man who becomes a victim of his own strange passion for jumping into rivers. Heed the honest bricklayer who loses a battle of wits with 300 pounds of tools.

This book includes more History of the Awards, Gordon's Law, and 10 discussions of evolution, including speciation and the role of verbal memes in civilization.

Autographed by Author!

 

 

Slush Pile
Slush Pile Rejects


Advanced Search

HomeRulesFAQsAwardsSlushSite Map
DarwinAward | HonorableMention | PersonalAccount | UrbanLegend