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2008 September Slush

(x)How Not To Perform A Kidnapping x:Red light means stop. x:Welcome home Ike DA:A Very Early Retirement Plan x:Drown in the desert x:Balls Away! Why I don't tailgate x:Frolics with Fireworks x:NOT AGAIN! STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES x:Blasting caps in pants Dying for a Better View Oh say can you steal... firewood logging 101 Early Boarding bridge ok, car and drive not Brain Freeze Crispy bolt cropper user AK47 stuck in pants Theif, Copper, Electricity Wheres my hotdogs? Alcohol a factor in gassing deaths Personal Account - Soldier Show off Ultimate Fighter 'Cleanses' Himself Electrocuted whilst stealing cable Man dies in tree-trimming accident Shocked at Music Festival Soft Drink Can Cannon How My Brother & I Became Adults Man Dies Rescuing Hat Passed the Too Dumb to Work Test Old bag Lovebirds plunge from Bronx roof Costly Copper Bum rap / Genetic modification Balloon Popper Darwin Award candidate Men vrs Ants

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