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Man Refuses smoke detectors - dies

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http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/story.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10527908

A man in NZ refused requests from family, fire fighters and a fire safety group to let them install smoke detectors in his house for free. He refused. He left a pot on the stove and died in the resulting fire.

Submitted on 08/19/2008

Submitted by: Bill Slugg
Reference: NZ Herald 8-20-08

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Candi said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
OUCH!!! Dying in fires is common but doing so after refusing multiple offers of FREE smoke detectors and installation is just plain balmy!!


Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
Why anybody would turn down a free service like that is beyond me. Thanks, Bill.


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