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Looking for "pleasure" in a hole

2008 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

(Note to editor: This submission is intended to "Honorable Mentions", because he is able to keep his sexual organ.)

Ref: http://hk.news.yahoo.com/article/080807/4/7kwe.html (Sorry. Traditional Chinese is only available)

If there is a steel plate with many holes over it, children may try to put his finger in it.

Now, there is a adult in Hong Kong put his "finger" in his hole, but got trapped because his "finger" "grown up" in the hole.

He somehow got his "finger" trapped in a 1-inch hole of a steel plate. The plate is intended for people doing sit-ups on it, with many holes to prevent rain water being accumulated on the plate.

The emergency officials tried to get his organ "relaxed" at the site but failed. At last firemen had to take the steel plate away, with the man still "attached" to it, to the hostipal. He is able to "release" himself from the hole hours later.

If he got "trapped" for too long, his sexual organ may had lost, doctor said.

Submitted on 08/09/2008

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: Ming Pao 2008/08/07 (Traditional Chinese)

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James said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
Well, the article IS there, and this IS rather funny! I will err on the side of giving this an HM. The human sex drive is perhaps one of the strongest drives we have, but surely he could have suppressed the urge to do it on a perforated steel plate! As for relaxing the finger, I'll wager he used viagra or something similar. The sheer embarrassment of the situation would have probably "relaxed" most people! Let's see what the other mods think!


Candi said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
Oh. My. Goodness. What a MO-RON. I mean, when did his common sense take a vacation!?!


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