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HM:Bench Press
HM:A Clear Lesson
DIY Chainsaw
?:Firebomb Failure
man eaten by crocodile
Death by compactor
HM:Riders on the Storm
Sewage plant fall
.Dis-arm
Self-bris near-miss
Too smart to ba a Carney
Copper thief melted to pole
TS Fay Slams Kite Surfer
The Hurricane Between The Ears
A new kind of hurt
Survival of the Luckiest
Man found dead head firstin sewer
Python Kills Intern
Smoking in bedrooms is bad enough
Does Stupid Hurt?
Crocodile eats man who sought its b
Running With Knives
NO:Smarter than a 5th Grader?
Dancing in the roof with energy
Vacuming and gasoline explosive!
Attempted Suicide by Cat
Homemade bazooka
When Stealing, Remember: Safety Fir
Don't eat nachos on a motorcyle
Don't Drill In The Rain
Prairie City man injured in Des Moi
The line got him
Hospital Drunks
A Night On the Road
bottle rockets
Burned On A Utility Pole
Robber shot to death by victim
Man Refuses smoke detectors - dies
Man Dies After Falling on Butcher K
Youth dies after train roof bet
Bust a nut
Aborted Campout
Looking for "pleasure" in a hole
"Bricklayer" legend's an old song
Man trying to steal copper wires ge
Dallas copper thief is done
Orca Avenger
Dallas copper thief is done
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Darwin Awards
2008 August Slush Pile

Submitted by readers & approved by Moderators
but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

HM:Bench Press 8.6 (109 votes)

HM:A Clear Lesson 8.5 (103 votes)

DIY Chainsaw 8.4 (41 votes)

?:Firebomb Failure 8.4 (30 votes)

man eaten by crocodile 8.4 (35 votes)

Death by compactor 8.3 (67 votes)

HM:Riders on the Storm 8.3 (63 votes)

Sewage plant fall 8.1 (7 votes)

.Dis-arm 8.1 (27 votes)

Self-bris near-miss 8.1 (14 votes)

Too smart to ba a Carney 8.1 (18 votes)

Copper thief melted to pole 8.1 (22 votes)

TS Fay Slams Kite Surfer 8.0 (18 votes)

The Hurricane Between The Ears 8.0 (47 votes)

A new kind of hurt 7.8 (25 votes)

Survival of the Luckiest 7.8 (7 votes)

Man found dead head firstin sewer 7.8 (15 votes)

Python Kills Intern 7.8 (16 votes)

Smoking in bedrooms is bad enough 7.7 (30 votes)

Does Stupid Hurt? 7.7 (12 votes)

Crocodile eats man who sought its b 7.7 (19 votes)

Running With Knives 7.7 (13 votes)

NO:Smarter than a 5th Grader? 7.6 (33 votes)

Dancing in the roof with energy 7.6 (24 votes)

Vacuming and gasoline explosive! 7.6 (16 votes)

Attempted Suicide by Cat 7.5 (19 votes)

Homemade bazooka 7.4 (15 votes)

When Stealing, Remember: Safety Fir 7.4 (21 votes)

Don't eat nachos on a motorcyle 7.3 (21 votes)

Don't Drill In The Rain 7.3 (16 votes)

Prairie City man injured in Des Moi 7.0 (5 votes)

The line got him 7.0 (14 votes)

Hospital Drunks 7.0 (9 votes)

A Night On the Road 6.8 (10 votes)

bottle rockets 6.8 (11 votes)

Burned On A Utility Pole 6.8 (9 votes)

Robber shot to death by victim 6.7 (11 votes)

Man Refuses smoke detectors - dies 6.7 (13 votes)

Man Dies After Falling on Butcher K 6.6 (5 votes)

Youth dies after train roof bet 6.6 (6 votes)

Bust a nut 6.5 (8 votes)

Aborted Campout 6.3 (9 votes)

Looking for "pleasure" in a hole 6.2 (7 votes)

"Bricklayer" legend's an old song 6.1 (7 votes)

Man trying to steal copper wires ge 6.1 (6 votes)

Dallas copper thief is done 6.0 (5 votes)

Orca Avenger 5.2 (8 votes)

Dallas copper thief is done 3.0 (1 vote)

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