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HM:Bench Press
HM:A Clear Lesson
?:Firebomb Failure
man eaten by crocodile
DIY Chainsaw
Dis-arm
Death by compactor
HM:Riders on the Storm
TS Fay Slams Kite Surfer
Too smart to ba a Carney
Copper thief melted to pole
Does Stupid Hurt?
Self-bris near-miss
The Hurricane Between The Ears
Sewage plant fall
Survival of the Luckiest
Man found dead head firstin sewer
Python Kills Intern
A new kind of hurt
Smoking in bedrooms is bad enough
Attempted Suicide by Cat
Crocodile eats man who sought its b
Running With Knives
Dancing in the roof with energy
Vacuming and gasoline explosive!
NO:Smarter than a 5th Grader?
bottle rockets
Homemade bazooka
Don't eat nachos on a motorcyle
Don't Drill In The Rain
When Stealing, Remember: Safety Fir
Hospital Drunks
Prairie City man injured in Des Moi
The line got him
A Night On the Road
Burned On A Utility Pole
Robber shot to death by victim
Man Dies After Falling on Butcher K
Man Refuses smoke detectors - dies
Youth dies after train roof bet
Bust a nut
Aborted Campout
Looking for "pleasure" in a hole
"Bricklayer" legend's an old song
Man trying to steal copper wires ge
Dallas copper thief is done
Orca Avenger
Dallas copper thief is done
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Darwin Awards
2008 August Slush Pile

Submitted by readers & approved by Moderators
but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

HM:Bench Press 8.6 (105 votes)

HM:A Clear Lesson 8.5 (98 votes)

?:Firebomb Failure 8.4 (29 votes)

man eaten by crocodile 8.4 (33 votes)

DIY Chainsaw 8.3 (39 votes)

Dis-arm 8.3 (26 votes)

Death by compactor 8.3 (66 votes)

HM:Riders on the Storm 8.3 (63 votes)

TS Fay Slams Kite Surfer 8.0 (18 votes)

Too smart to ba a Carney 8.0 (17 votes)

Copper thief melted to pole 8.0 (21 votes)

Does Stupid Hurt? 7.9 (10 votes)

Self-bris near-miss 7.9 (12 votes)

The Hurricane Between The Ears 7.9 (45 votes)

Sewage plant fall 7.8 (6 votes)

Survival of the Luckiest 7.8 (7 votes)

Man found dead head firstin sewer 7.8 (15 votes)

Python Kills Intern 7.8 (16 votes)

A new kind of hurt 7.7 (24 votes)

Smoking in bedrooms is bad enough 7.7 (29 votes)

Attempted Suicide by Cat 7.7 (18 votes)

Crocodile eats man who sought its b 7.7 (19 votes)

Running With Knives 7.7 (13 votes)

Dancing in the roof with energy 7.6 (24 votes)

Vacuming and gasoline explosive! 7.6 (16 votes)

NO:Smarter than a 5th Grader? 7.5 (32 votes)

bottle rockets 7.5 (10 votes)

Homemade bazooka 7.4 (15 votes)

Don't eat nachos on a motorcyle 7.3 (20 votes)

Don't Drill In The Rain 7.3 (16 votes)

When Stealing, Remember: Safety Fir 7.3 (20 votes)

Hospital Drunks 7.2 (8 votes)

Prairie City man injured in Des Moi 7.0 (5 votes)

The line got him 7.0 (14 votes)

A Night On the Road 6.8 (10 votes)

Burned On A Utility Pole 6.8 (9 votes)

Robber shot to death by victim 6.8 (10 votes)

Man Dies After Falling on Butcher K 6.7 (4 votes)

Man Refuses smoke detectors - dies 6.7 (13 votes)

Youth dies after train roof bet 6.6 (6 votes)

Bust a nut 6.4 (7 votes)

Aborted Campout 6.3 (9 votes)

Looking for "pleasure" in a hole 6.2 (7 votes)

"Bricklayer" legend's an old song 6.1 (7 votes)

Man trying to steal copper wires ge 6.1 (6 votes)

Dallas copper thief is done 6.0 (5 votes)

Orca Avenger 5.2 (8 votes)

Dallas copper thief is done 3.0 (1 vote)

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