Charles Darwin's Darwin Awards 
HOME
Darwin Awards
Honorable Mentions
Urban Legends
Personal Accounts
Slush Pile
2008 July Slush
DA:Stop the train! My car!
SCI:Wite-Out Drunk
Priest + ballons found
Man's Worst Friend
Trucker killed by falling pipe
Good and Gone
"Sp-Arkansas"
Incoming
Back seat lovers survive cliff plun
A place not to tie shoestrings
Saw it coming
Two fires, one year
Digging a tunnel under the dunes
Electric deja vu
Balcony Leap
Sit, don't stand
Stupid Window Cleaner
Sink or Swim
Stickboy
Man torn apart by zoo bears
Gas Siphoning goes terribly wrong
No chicken
Faulkner County man killed in accid
look down!
Trying to Jump The Gap
Wrong outfit for canoeing
personal account
Women embarrassed after rescue
2 Men On Double Decker Bus
Electric shock "cooks" raider
The Microtome
Man Suffers Burns In Gas Tank Explo
Brillant!!
Don't hold your breath...
RVs in Prunetown
Inner tube blues
11,000 volt fatal shock for Leeds c
Safety first
Surfing a Tsunami
Drain inspector
Cooked Crook
No helmet, no brain
R.I.P. BMW
Youth Killed as Club's Shaft Pierce
Final descent, update
Older Slush 
 
~ Random Story ~
Newsletter
Gift Shop
Rules  Search
Contact Darwin
Submit a Story
Philosophy Forum
Home

  

Darwin Awards
2008 Slush Pile

This item was recently submitted by a reader.
Should I include it in the archive?
Vote to tell me what *you* think!

11,000 volt fatal shock for Leeds c

2008 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

A SCRAP metal dealer was electrocuted with 11,000 volts after trying to steal copper from a derelict mill in Morley. John Roberts, aged 39, then fled from Park Mills before driving to his girlfriend's house in Bramley in a panic where his hair, skin and t-shirt began burning off.

Mr Roberts, of Winrose Avenue, Belle Isle, died in the burns unit at Pinderfields General Hospital 10 days later where he had 37 per cent burns.

A Leeds inquest heard that the voltage was so high the implement used to get at copper wires may have melted completely.

In a police statement read out in court, girlfriend Nina Hurley, of Bramley, told of the horrifying moment she heard Mr Roberts - also known as Bod - screaming in his van outside her home.

"At about 5.10am I heard Bod's van coming along the street. I heard this strange screaming noise. Bod unlocked the front door and screamed 'help me'. He came into the front room, sat in the chair and appeared to hyperventilate. He was shaking and his teeth were chattering. He was panicking.

"His skin was splitting on his hands and lips. His T'shirt had been burnt off. His face was all burnt, the only white was his eyes and teeth. His eye brows and eye lashes were all burnt."

The inquest heard there were prominent safety notices from Yorkshire Electricity warning of the high voltage and danger of death.

These were based around the transformer room within the mill on South Street where there was 11,000 volts buzzing about inside.

The court heard Mr Roberts' injuries were caused by contact with a switch box which would have had an impact similar to putting a "blow torch on the skin".

Police found that equipment had been tampered with and that copper had been systematically stripped.

A leather belt was found on the railings above a wall at the site - probably used by Roberts as he fled.

Assistant deputy coroner Melanie Williamson said: "I am in absolute amazement how Mr Roberts managed to leave the transformer room, climb over the wall and into the car and drive over to Nina Hurley's house."

Ms Hurley called 999 and he was taken to Pinderfields where he later died.

The inquest heard that Mr Roberts had gone to the mill two nights earlier with Jill Dowthwaite who he had been seeing for a month.

They broke off the padlocks and climbed over railed walls in a bid to steal scrap metal.

Through a police statement read out in court, Mrs Dowthwaite told how she could hear a loud buzzing noise.

The pair then left, only for Mr Roberts to return to the spot alone two nights later on August 4, 2007.

He died of multiple organ failure at 2.37am on August 14, 2007.

The coroner recorded a verdict of death by misadventure.

Submitted on 07/03/2008

Submitted by: Tony Baker
Reference: Yorkshire Evening Post 03/07/2008

Copyright © 2008 DarwinAwards.com

Great? 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0 Awful?
Love it! Hate it!
>> Moderator Scores <<

Candi said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
Another molten moron mooching metal mutating to a malignant mess. This one stands out a bit because, apparently due to adrenaline and shock, the guy actually made it away from the scene of the crime after he was scorched. What, do these guys' think those signs are for decoration? My 8-yr-old knows to stay away from those places! Here's another one, Darwin. Thanks, Tony!


Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
Yet another in the endless line of wannabe copper thieves who electrocute themselves. Thanks, Tony.


Darwin Awards III: Survival of the Fittest

Hardback. 304 pages. Autographed.
$15
The human race's most popular humor series returns with a brand-new collection of macabre mishaps and misadventures. Honoring those who improve our gene pool by inadvertently removing themselves from it, the Darwin Awards III shows once more how uncommon common sense still is.

Salute the sheriff who inadvertently shot himself--twice! Witness the insurance defrauder who amputated his leg with a chainsaw! Heed the story of the farmer who avoided bee stings by sealing his head in a plastic bag! Cringe at the man crushed by a branch he'd just severed... directly over his head!

123 new stories, 18 full-page illustrations, plus discussions of transgenic animals, the origin of life, and more.

Autographed by Author!

Slush Pile
Slush Pile Rejects


Advanced Search

HomeRulesFAQsAwardsSlushSite Map
DarwinAward | HonorableMention | PersonalAccount | UrbanLegend