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2008 July Slush
DA:Stop the train! My car!
SCI:Wite-Out Drunk
Priest + ballons found
Man's Worst Friend
Trucker killed by falling pipe
Good and Gone
"Sp-Arkansas"
Incoming
Back seat lovers survive cliff plun
A place not to tie shoestrings
Saw it coming
Two fires, one year
Digging a tunnel under the dunes
Electric deja vu
Balcony Leap
Sit, don't stand
Stupid Window Cleaner
Sink or Swim
Stickboy
Man torn apart by zoo bears
Gas Siphoning goes terribly wrong
No chicken
Faulkner County man killed in accid
look down!
Trying to Jump The Gap
Wrong outfit for canoeing
personal account
Women embarrassed after rescue
2 Men On Double Decker Bus
Electric shock "cooks" raider
The Microtome
Man Suffers Burns In Gas Tank Explo
Brillant!!
Don't hold your breath...
RVs in Prunetown
Inner tube blues
11,000 volt fatal shock for Leeds c
Safety first
Surfing a Tsunami
Drain inspector
Cooked Crook
No helmet, no brain
R.I.P. BMW
Youth Killed as Club's Shaft Pierce
Final descent, update
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Darwin Awards
2008 July Slush Pile

Submitted by readers & approved by Moderators
but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

DA:Stop the train! My car! 8.3 (125 votes)

SCI:Wite-Out Drunk 8.3 (32 votes)

Priest + ballons found 8.3 (82 votes)

Man's Worst Friend 8.2 (122 votes)

Trucker killed by falling pipe 8.2 (54 votes)

Good and Gone 8.2 (33 votes)

"Sp-Arkansas" 8.2 (53 votes)

Incoming 8.1 (57 votes)

Back seat lovers survive cliff plun 8.1 (20 votes)

A place not to tie shoestrings 8.1 (36 votes)

Saw it coming 8.1 (56 votes)

Two fires, one year 8.1 (26 votes)

Digging a tunnel under the dunes 8.1 (31 votes)

Electric deja vu 8.0 (32 votes)

Balcony Leap 8.0 (28 votes)

Sit, don't stand 8.0 (39 votes)

Stupid Window Cleaner 8.0 (53 votes)

Sink or Swim 8.0 (33 votes)

Stickboy 7.9 (27 votes)

Man torn apart by zoo bears 7.9 (15 votes)

Gas Siphoning goes terribly wrong 7.9 (21 votes)

No chicken 7.8 (26 votes)

Faulkner County man killed in accid 7.7 (21 votes)

look down! 7.7 (24 votes)

Trying to Jump The Gap 7.7 (23 votes)

Wrong outfit for canoeing 7.6 (20 votes)

personal account 7.6 (15 votes)

Women embarrassed after rescue 7.6 (25 votes)

2 Men On Double Decker Bus 7.6 (12 votes)

Electric shock "cooks" raider 7.3 (13 votes)

The Microtome 7.0 (13 votes)

Man Suffers Burns In Gas Tank Explo 7.0 (10 votes)

Brillant!! 7.0 (14 votes)

Don't hold your breath... 7.0 (10 votes)

RVs in Prunetown 6.9 (14 votes)

Inner tube blues 6.8 (10 votes)

11,000 volt fatal shock for Leeds c 6.8 (15 votes)

Safety first 6.8 (15 votes)

Surfing a Tsunami 6.8 (10 votes)

Drain inspector 5.8 (9 votes)

Cooked Crook 5.7 (7 votes)

No helmet, no brain 5.5 (10 votes)

R.I.P. BMW 5.5 (21 votes)

Youth Killed as Club's Shaft Pierce 5.4 (15 votes)

Final descent, update 2.1 (14 votes)

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