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2008 June Slush
How to open a box of explosives
Morbid Curiosity: A Snapshot
Person decapitated at Six Flags
Man cuts himself in Two
Woman sits in I-10 and dies
Man Emerges From Storm Drain
Steamroller joyride gone bad
Unplugged?
Head Brick Break
Wasn't using it anyway...
"Dukes of Hazard"
Red Head
Off-duty officer wounded in prank
Fence post takes out student
Man Killed Trying To Steal Tires Of
Mousetrap Mangled Manhood
Dead man found in hot trunk
Climbing Failure
Electrizing measurement effort
elevator
Aligator removes wrong part
Say "Cheese!"
Phoning is the End of the Line
It apparently takes more than one..
electric esauphogus
Never assume . . .
Ax that spider!
Slow Learner
Clothes Dryer Grill
How high is it?
IT'S NOT BULLETPROOF!!!
How hard is your head?
Electrocuted by train power line
Heart Shocking
Copper theif dies in vault
It is really good beer
Man found dead in Calgary manhole
Flamming lips
Burglar Pancake
Check for pets before breaking in
Surgeons Remove 16 Steel Washers Fr
Smoking bomb
Sheepdog in Tractor kills Farmer
Race to the Pole
Timmy fell down the well..really
Hangar 18
How Not to Drain a Plant
Take a Picture, It'll last longer!
Genital warts
Mega hurts
Near Miss
Rock Climbing Incident
Ooops you've been ULed
Exterminator? Not so Much.
puts the "hot" in the icy hot
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Darwin Awards
2008 June Slush Pile

Submitted by readers & approved by Moderators
but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

How to open a box of explosives 8.3 (114 votes)

Morbid Curiosity: A Snapshot 8.2 (121 votes)

Person decapitated at Six Flags 8.2 (564 votes)

Man cuts himself in Two 8.1 (110 votes)

Woman sits in I-10 and dies 8.1 (63 votes)

Man Emerges From Storm Drain 8.1 (29 votes)

Steamroller joyride gone bad 8.0 (69 votes)

Unplugged? 8.0 (117 votes)

Head Brick Break 8.0 (60 votes)

Wasn't using it anyway... 8.0 (57 votes)

"Dukes of Hazard" 8.0 (69 votes)

Red Head 8.0 (60 votes)

Off-duty officer wounded in prank 7.9 (73 votes)

Fence post takes out student 7.9 (62 votes)

Man Killed Trying To Steal Tires Of 7.8 (55 votes)

Mousetrap Mangled Manhood 7.8 (54 votes)

Dead man found in hot trunk 7.7 (44 votes)

Climbing Failure 7.7 (26 votes)

Electrizing measurement effort 7.6 (36 votes)

elevator 7.6 (27 votes)

Aligator removes wrong part 7.6 (45 votes)

Say "Cheese!" 7.5 (28 votes)

Phoning is the End of the Line 7.5 (50 votes)

It apparently takes more than one.. 7.4 (33 votes)

electric esauphogus 7.3 (41 votes)

Never assume . . . 7.2 (18 votes)

Ax that spider! 7.1 (45 votes)

Slow Learner 7.0 (15 votes)

Clothes Dryer Grill 6.9 (43 votes)

How high is it? 6.9 (36 votes)

IT'S NOT BULLETPROOF!!! 6.7 (55 votes)

How hard is your head? 6.6 (30 votes)

Electrocuted by train power line 6.6 (13 votes)

Heart Shocking 6.5 (17 votes)

Copper theif dies in vault 6.3 (15 votes)

It is really good beer 6.2 (25 votes)

Man found dead in Calgary manhole 6.1 (12 votes)

Flamming lips 6.1 (20 votes)

Burglar Pancake 6.0 (14 votes)

Check for pets before breaking in 5.9 (30 votes)

Surgeons Remove 16 Steel Washers Fr 5.8 (38 votes)

Smoking bomb 5.8 (16 votes)

Sheepdog in Tractor kills Farmer 5.8 (27 votes)

Race to the Pole 5.7 (26 votes)

Timmy fell down the well..really 5.6 (16 votes)

Hangar 18 5.6 (23 votes)

How Not to Drain a Plant 5.6 (29 votes)

Take a Picture, It'll last longer! 5.5 (19 votes)

Genital warts 5.5 (32 votes)

Mega hurts 4.8 (15 votes)

Near Miss 4.8 (13 votes)

Rock Climbing Incident 4.7 (22 votes)

Ooops you've been ULed 3.4 (13 votes)

Exterminator? Not so Much. 3.1 (31 votes)

puts the "hot" in the icy hot 2.8 (25 votes)

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