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Ohio man wonders about water; now missing

By Associated Press

POSTED: 03:11 p.m. EDT, May 26, 2008

LAFOLLETTE, Tenn.: Authorities are searching for an Ohio man who jumped from a moving boat into Norris Lake in Tennessee.

The Tennessee Wildlife Resources Agency says 26-year-old Peter Gruber of Glendale jumped into the lake around 6 p.m. on Sunday.

Those on board the 25-foot Powerquest said Gruber told them he wondered what it would be like to jump from a moving boat.

Agency spokesman Allen Ricks said recovery efforts were to continue Monday. He didn't elaborate, but he said sonar had located a target.

LAFOLLETTE, Tenn.: Authorities are searching for an Ohio man who jumped from a moving boat into Norris Lake in Tennessee.

The Tennessee Wildlife Resources Agency says 26-year-old Peter Gruber of Glendale jumped into the lake around 6 p.m. on Sunday.

Those on board the 25-foot Powerquest said Gruber told them he wondered what it would be like to jump from a moving boat.

Agency spokesman Allen Ricks said recovery efforts were to continue Monday. He didn't elaborate, but he said sonar had located a target.

Submitted on 05/26/2008

Submitted by: Fred Bear
Reference: http://www.ohio.com/news/break_news/19263219.html

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Candi said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
"I wonder what would happen..." How much idiocy starts with those words. Even the most ignorant anti-genius should be able to tell that the boat's gonna *keep* moving when he jumps off, and even a good swimmer could have problems when left in the wake. Thanks, Fred!


Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
Powerquest boats are pretty typical powerboats that you'll find just about everywhere. If this mook was trying to jump from the boat while it was going at full (or even moderately high) speed then jumping into the water would almost be like diving onto concrete. On top of that, if he wasn't very careful he could easily hit the side of the boat as he enters the water. This is definitely the sort of thing best left for professional stunt men. Thanks, Fred.


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