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Metal thieves shocked by power line

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Metal thieves shocked to find power lines still charged Thursday, May 15, 2008 The Associated Press

CONFLUENCE, Pa. -- Two Somerset County men are charged with trying to steal live power lines that were still attached to a transformer and utility poles.

Police say 27-year-old Kevin Lee Lytle and 24-year-old Daniel Jay Basinger, both of Confluence, were shocked during the theft attempt on May 3 in Lower Turkeyfoot Township.

Both were charged yesterday, but only Mr. Basinger was well enough to attend his arraignment on the attempted theft charge.

Police say the incident disrupted power to area residences for about five hours. Penelec Power Co. owns the lines, which had $1,500 in damage.

Submitted on 05/15/2008

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Reference: Associated Press - 5/15/08

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