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Another thief electrocuted

2008 Reader Submission
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A suspected thief had to be treated for burns after attempting (allegedly) to steal copper cabling from an electricity sub station.

A spokesman for the utility company who owns the substation described the act as one 'of utter stupidity'.

The thief clearly hasn't read the Darwin Awards. This isn't the first time someone has tried to opt out of the gene pool in this way.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tees/7376181.stm

Submitted on 05/01/2008

Submitted by: Andy Freeman
Reference: BBC News, May 1st 2007

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James said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
The picture in the provided article shows a sign clearly marked "Danger of Death Keep Out". Needless to say, the fact that this bozo lived tells me his head must be made of solid bone! I imagine incidents like this will escalate further as economic times grow harder...! Thanks, Andy!


Chip said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
Andy, while copper theft is all too common these days and your submission is little more than a link, Darwin has indicated that she wamts to see all of these stories. We do thank you for the submission but please remember that we do require a good write-up with each submission. Thanks.


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