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Use the door stupid.
(?)Trailer Park Vacetomy
Superdildo
()Revenge of the Trees
(DA)Up Up and .... BANG
Thief broken into lion den, eaten
(?)Jeff Powers Died for Love
Don't try to mow your living room
Shot in the spot
acetylene torch
How Not To React
Russian dies in fishing shocker
Lose Lose Situation
Hanging competition
Died after mass fight
dynamite pizza
spitting contest gone too far
Who Needs A Lifejecket?
One Giant Leap of Madness
Flintlock Fun!
That's one way to deal with an itch
Why we have safety lectures.
Davenport man hit by train
An inch from a Darwin Award
Crocodile Hunter Conspiracy Theory
Man dies cutting RR wire
Lobbyist Attacks Shark
Laundry Buzz
Furnace Folly
Let me show you how it's done
"Honor" Student Dies During Prank
Another thief electrocuted
Demonstrating Safe Parking Procedur
Metal thieves shocked by power line
Water Wonder...
You can sense a lot of worry in her
Stepping before stopping
A blade in the hand
Student died after leaping over wal
The Marriage That Nearly Killed Him
Man electrocuted stealing copper wi
Intelligence Gives an HM, not a DA
Not That Clever
Child's Play?
Shocking Greed
How to make a cannon
Laughing at Death
Safety Last!
Man burned trying to take copper wi
The Big Bang Theory?
Into Thick Air...
Two fall down cliff
Balcony Jumper
Safety Last!
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Darwin Awards
2008 May Slush Pile

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but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

Use the door stupid. 8.3 (146 votes)

(?)Trailer Park Vacetomy 8.1 (34 votes)

Superdildo 7.8 (57 votes)

()Revenge of the Trees 7.6 (26 votes)

(DA)Up Up and .... BANG 7.4 (61 votes)

Thief broken into lion den, eaten 7.4 (42 votes)

(?)Jeff Powers Died for Love 7.3 (14 votes)

Don't try to mow your living room 7.2 (17 votes)

Shot in the spot 7.2 (72 votes)

acetylene torch 7.0 (38 votes)

How Not To React 6.8 (83 votes)

Russian dies in fishing shocker 6.7 (71 votes)

Lose Lose Situation 6.5 (90 votes)

Hanging competition 6.5 (12 votes)

Died after mass fight 6.4 (12 votes)

dynamite pizza 6.3 (40 votes)

spitting contest gone too far 6.3 (13 votes)

Who Needs A Lifejecket? 6.2 (12 votes)

One Giant Leap of Madness 6.2 (47 votes)

Flintlock Fun! 6.2 (47 votes)

That's one way to deal with an itch 6.2 (50 votes)

Why we have safety lectures. 6.1 (16 votes)

Davenport man hit by train 6.1 (27 votes)

An inch from a Darwin Award 6.0 (33 votes)

Crocodile Hunter Conspiracy Theory 6.0 (48 votes)

Man dies cutting RR wire 5.9 (12 votes)

Lobbyist Attacks Shark 5.9 (27 votes)

Laundry Buzz 5.9 (24 votes)

Furnace Folly 5.8 (24 votes)

Let me show you how it's done 5.7 (12 votes)

"Honor" Student Dies During Prank 5.6 (38 votes)

Another thief electrocuted 5.5 (14 votes)

Demonstrating Safe Parking Procedur 5.5 (24 votes)

Metal thieves shocked by power line 5.4 (14 votes)

Water Wonder... 5.4 (26 votes)

You can sense a lot of worry in her 5.2 (14 votes)

Stepping before stopping 5.2 (12 votes)

A blade in the hand 5.1 (26 votes)

Student died after leaping over wal 5.1 (17 votes)

The Marriage That Nearly Killed Him 5.0 (40 votes)

Man electrocuted stealing copper wi 5.0 (15 votes)

Intelligence Gives an HM, not a DA 4.7 (9 votes)

Not That Clever 4.6 (8 votes)

Child's Play? 4.5 (22 votes)

Shocking Greed 4.5 (9 votes)

How to make a cannon 4.4 (24 votes)

Laughing at Death 4.4 (21 votes)

Safety Last! 4.0 (21 votes)

Man burned trying to take copper wi 4.0 (13 votes)

The Big Bang Theory? 3.8 (10 votes)

Into Thick Air... 3.5 (15 votes)

Two fall down cliff 3.4 (10 votes)

Balcony Jumper 2.6 (10 votes)

Safety Last! 2.4 (26 votes)

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