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On The Road Again

2008 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

After seeing the movie "The Program", in which college football players lie down along the center line of a busy highway to prove they have nerves of steel, 18 year old Michael A. Shingledecker Jr, of Polk, Pennsylvania decided to prove his own courage by doing the same. He didn't take into account that the drivers in the film knew that they were... well...in a film, and thus were aware of the actors lying in the roadway, and careful to avoid them.

Shingledecker was killed almost instantly when a pickup truck struck him and a friend, 17 year old Dean G. Bartlett, who gets an honorable mention. Also receiving an honorable mention is Michael Macias, 17, of Syosset, Long Island, who was critically injured while proving his mettle on Bayville Avenue, in Bayville L.I.

A final Darwin Award goes to 24 year old handyman Marco Birkhimer. After drinking heavily, he accepted a dare from a "friend" to sit in the middle of Route 206 in Bordentown, New Jersey, and was struck by two cars and killed.

Submitted on 04/12/2008

Submitted by: Cliff Myhre
Reference: New York Times October 19, 1993

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James said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
Thanks, Cliff. This happened a LONG time ago, and one would think it would be in the archives or reject pile. Careful search, however, revealed that it isn't. Whereas it was perhaps the first of a slew of subsequent "copycat" incidents, I will let Darwin decide!


James said:
Neutral: Other
(already voted)


Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
I agree fully with James on this. Thanks, Cliff!


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