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Train hits man peeing on track

2008 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

A man was critically injured last night when a train hit him while he was urinating on the track at Penrose station.

Police said the man, who was very drunk, suffered pelvic, leg and back injuries and was in Auckland City Hospital.

"It's one of the dumbest things I've ever seen," said Senior Sergeant Junior Abraham.

"I can think of better places to relieve myself."

A witness said the man tried three times to get back on to the platform when he saw the train coming but could not make it.

Submitted on 04/10/2008

Submitted by: jeff Whiteside
Reference: http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/story.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10503505

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Chip said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
I have to agree with the officer about the stupidity. Thanks, Jeff


Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
I was ready to toss this since train/pedestrian (drunk or not) collisions are too common as far as I'm concerned, but then I read the story. It sounds like this stupid mook climbed down onto the tracks from a raised platform in order to relieve himself and couldn't climb back up in time when the train approached. That's quite a cut above the typical stupid mook who decides to take on a train. However since it sounds like he survived (so far) he only qualifies for an HM at this point. Thanks, Jeff.


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