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A New Take on Car Surfing

2008 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

Apparently this fellow couldn't find anyone to assist him, but he would not be deterred from Darwinian thrill of carsurfing. So after getting up to a health 55 MPH, he climbed onto the roof of his minivan. Alas our hero didn't earn himself a Darwin despite the heroic attempt and ensuing crash. He somehow survived in hail enough condition to strip naked and force police to chase him down on foot. Tasering and pepper spray failed to stop him. Police had to tackle him before they could take him to the hospital.

Submitted on 04/06/2008

Submitted by: Rich
Reference: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080406/ap_on_fe_st/rooftop_driver

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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
While we've had plenty of submissions about car surfers I think this one is a cut above the typical story. I can't believe anybody would be stupid enough to climb onto the roof of a car traveling at 55 MPH, especially if that means nobody is driving! How on earth did he manage to keep the car from crashing? He should consider himself lucky to have gotten tazed & pepper sprayed by the police and not ended up in the morgue for his stunt. Thanks, Rich!


James said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
No doubt this jerk will file a police brutality lawsuit! What gets me is that he has not been charged, but I suppose that can wait until he's out of the hospital (assuming he lives). I wonder what this gent was thinking?! Definitely a cut above the usual car surfing tale! Thanks, Rich!


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