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A good thought gone bad

2008 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

(from my archives, 30 years in the ER. You cannot make these up.)

Many individuals know that exhaust fumes from an automobile will kill due to carbon monoxide. One individual knew that the hose he ran from his tailpipe, out the window was a good idea.

What did not cross his mind, as far as we could tell, was that when he took the catalytic converter off his car, the hose out the window was no longer working.

Whatever the reason, once the converter was removed, he started his car and spent some time revving the engine.

How long he ran the engine is known, as his neighbors could also hear the noise.

Rescue workers found the individual expired, sitting behind the wheel, in the enclosed garage, motor still running, hose going out the window and still connected to the muffler.

Submitted on 02/12/2008

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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
Some people really shouldn't try tinkering with their cars, and this is an excellent example of one such person. Thanks for another great story!


Chip said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
Doesn't appear that much, if anything of significance, crossed his mind. Ever. Thanks for another PA.


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