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2008 February Slush
(DA)Chalk one up for the dog.
(DA)A Breathtaking View
(DA)Slip Sliding Away
(?)Seatbelt subterfuge kills driver
(HM)Shock Horror
(HM)Mexican Divorce
(?)Winched up
(DA)Hare today, gone tomorrow
(Hmmm)Surfing the wrong wave
(DA)On the Piste
(?)Mamba kills Man
Dynamite Defroster
(?)Die Hard
(>)Living the High Life (On a Budget)
(No)Swimming with the fish (bits)
no diving please
(DA)Chemistry Went Over Her Head
Brain Evacuation
(?)Darwin in heavy traffic
(DA)Stabbing suspect dies in car crash
Man died after driving down boat ra
Fatal Ski Slope Prank
Monk killed by own runaway lawnmowe
Inspiration + Youth + Explosives =
Killer locomotive
A good thought gone bad
Bridges are lower than they appear
(DA)4 Die In Dirtbike Collision
Up, Up, and Away!
Top of the train
Mattress Race
Old shells never die
Tree felling made easy
Roping a Bobcat
Manhole kills man, Dove in for Cana
feeling tyred - near miss
Wash those genes away
Just Say No
Man has friend shoot him to get off
BASE jumper succumbs to stupidity
A Mattress of Life and Death....
Death by iPod?
boat welding
Trail Blazing Gaffe
Tram drags man with him
Community service for teen who burn
If at first you don't succeed
The $500 Bullet
Please Take This Outside
It only works in the movies
Trailer burns when woman uses gas t
Man dies trying to beat train in Sa
BBQ Whippits
Sledding Accident
Two men burned in backyard blast
Miner nearly crushes himself
A fool and his bike
The Widow Maker
Too Close For Comfort
Redneck Bee Exterminator
arrange your own hit
Grocery Bang!
A tough act to swallow for student
Drain Surfing
Drove 2.5 miles on the wrong way
2 teens hurt by explosion while dri
Departing parted
I'm dying for a drink
Smoking related near miss
Smoky bar triggered fatal asthma at
Man's death linked to cotton swab u
putting your foot in it
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Darwin Awards
2008 February Slush Pile

Submitted by readers & approved by Moderators
but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

(DA)Chalk one up for the dog. 8.9 (42 votes)

(DA)A Breathtaking View 8.6 (42 votes)

(DA)Slip Sliding Away 8.5 (69 votes)

(?)Seatbelt subterfuge kills driver 8.5 (64 votes)

(HM)Shock Horror 8.4 (26 votes)

(HM)Mexican Divorce 8.4 (49 votes)

(?)Winched up 8.4 (37 votes)

(DA)Hare today, gone tomorrow 8.3 (93 votes)

(Hmmm)Surfing the wrong wave 8.3 (39 votes)

(DA)On the Piste 8.3 (62 votes)

(?)Mamba kills Man 8.3 (22 votes)

Dynamite Defroster 8.2 (20 votes)

(?)Die Hard 8.1 (46 votes)

(>)Living the High Life (On a Budget) 8.1 (39 votes)

(No)Swimming with the fish (bits) 8.0 (33 votes)

no diving please 8.0 (37 votes)

(DA)Chemistry Went Over Her Head 8.0 (94 votes)

Brain Evacuation 8.0 (23 votes)

(?)Darwin in heavy traffic 8.0 (31 votes)

(DA)Stabbing suspect dies in car crash 8.0 (29 votes)

Man died after driving down boat ra 8.0 (22 votes)

Fatal Ski Slope Prank 8.0 (12 votes)

Monk killed by own runaway lawnmowe 8.0 (28 votes)

Inspiration + Youth + Explosives = 7.9 (38 votes)

Killer locomotive 7.9 (25 votes)

A good thought gone bad 7.9 (24 votes)

Bridges are lower than they appear 7.9 (30 votes)

(DA)4 Die In Dirtbike Collision 7.9 (69 votes)

Up, Up, and Away! 7.8 (22 votes)

Top of the train 7.8 (19 votes)

Mattress Race 7.6 (25 votes)

Old shells never die 7.6 (18 votes)

Tree felling made easy 7.6 (12 votes)

Roping a Bobcat 7.5 (37 votes)

Manhole kills man, Dove in for Cana 7.5 (14 votes)

feeling tyred - near miss 7.5 (20 votes)

Wash those genes away 7.4 (20 votes)

Just Say No 7.3 (14 votes)

Man has friend shoot him to get off 7.3 (15 votes)

BASE jumper succumbs to stupidity 7.3 (17 votes)

A Mattress of Life and Death.... 7.2 (17 votes)

Death by iPod? 7.2 (31 votes)

boat welding 7.1 (15 votes)

Trail Blazing Gaffe 7.1 (14 votes)

Tram drags man with him 7.0 (14 votes)

Community service for teen who burn 7.0 (10 votes)

If at first you don't succeed 7.0 (8 votes)

The $500 Bullet 6.9 (20 votes)

Please Take This Outside 6.9 (14 votes)

It only works in the movies 6.9 (13 votes)

Trailer burns when woman uses gas t 6.8 (20 votes)

Man dies trying to beat train in Sa 6.7 (14 votes)

BBQ Whippits 6.6 (14 votes)

Sledding Accident 6.6 (17 votes)

Two men burned in backyard blast 6.5 (14 votes)

Miner nearly crushes himself 6.5 (12 votes)

A fool and his bike 6.5 (10 votes)

The Widow Maker 6.3 (13 votes)

Too Close For Comfort 6.0 (12 votes)

Redneck Bee Exterminator 5.9 (15 votes)

arrange your own hit 5.7 (15 votes)

Grocery Bang! 5.6 (15 votes)

A tough act to swallow for student 5.5 (17 votes)

Drain Surfing 5.5 (13 votes)

Drove 2.5 miles on the wrong way 5.3 (10 votes)

2 teens hurt by explosion while dri 5.1 (14 votes)

Departing parted 5.0 (15 votes)

I'm dying for a drink 4.8 (13 votes)

Smoking related near miss 4.4 (13 votes)

Smoky bar triggered fatal asthma at 3.8 (36 votes)

Man's death linked to cotton swab u 3.6 (41 votes)

putting your foot in it 2.4 (5 votes)

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