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2008 January Slush

(UL)Roping A Deer (Hmmm)Tiger, not lion, kills 1, injurs 2 (DA)Pulled into the abyss (Hmm)White Spirit IS Flammable (?)VA Man Shot to Death While Beating (DA)Slippery When Wet (DA)Chest Piercing Electrocution (?)Un-happy slapper (?)Need for Speed (?)Great Balls of Fire! (?)Had big balls. (?)Rich and Overconfident (DA)Not a Shred of Sense Conveyor belt outlasts runner (HM)Home Made IED (DA)Sneaking Across (?)Graffitists drown in storm drain Skier dies after triggering avalanc (?)Let Me Get a Better Look! Do-I-Yourself Shock Therapry MANS BEST FRIEND??? Rafts, Rivers, Cement and Bridges (DA)A series of Im-Pined Events Fire up the BBQ ! Woman attacked twice by shark Holy Flaming DOH! gangsta guns & fireworks don't mix The high cost of gas Police: Man Shot Himself In Genital Auger to Heaven Picnic Lunch Drunken driver saves beer (NO)Disabled man turned himself into hu Miami of Ohio University... (?)Jumbolair Airborne BMW (several) Man stabs self while fleeing The Faster Method highway worker nearly earns award Reverse Mohawk 1 shoot closes slaying case Grafitti Vandals Drown two for one dangerous mixture Is half a Darwin better then none? Do Tell Drowned pair 'spraypainting inside Next Time Buy a Ticket! Man Shot Himself In Genitals During When Couch Potatoes Take Root. Men shoot themselves in tattoo atte Making Deadly Gas at Home German man goes out with X-mas Tree Kinky Sex, Shocking Death vodka+viagra death Explosive Military Intelligence Death by Exploding toilet Down the drain! Pneumatic Nail Gun Surprize Man Killed in Backyard Explosion Un-happy slapper Fake hanging becomes all too real What was he doing up in that crane? Semi-Conductor That is one Fowl Shot diver drowns for golf balls Metal fence gets revenge One sleeper too many on rail tracks Burning Pants Police Break in? Go Get the Lawnmower Who knew trucks were heavy? dumest showoff driver ever Killer Drill Couldn't wait to get down and party Truck-a-Luck dangerous dog food They Ain't no Bo and Luke Duke! The Blue - Handed Pikeman Driver found unbuckled in crash, bu Man Shot Himself In Genitals During He now hates that 'Tom Tom' GPS!!! A Crocodile Poacher gets scrambled. Bare hand versus table saw Drunken Phone Repair Knife thief stabs self during getaw Belly dancing through traffic Super Glue Eye Drops Man held by ankles to snap photo Eagle explosion Cutting up a Napalm Bomb Escalator Misused Flash Powder near miss Log Jamming Driver requires GPS Train-ing elevator surfer Two men dead after swimming in drai New year buffaloe ride freek accident Rest in Peas Is Arthur still going to heaven? Bike VS. Train Slow Learner Hangings should never be mocked up Strong finger for firing a pistol unsuccessful robber shoots self in The Death of Deadtown Don't want to fall out of this bed! Abused car strikes back Goat Overcomes Man Dog Love Homosexual Couple Hospitalized New years Nose Ring In Brain Listen to your parents! Run over getting the bins in Man breaks neck in pool accident

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