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2008 January Slush

(UL)Roping A Deer (Hmmm)Tiger, not lion, kills 1, injurs 2 (DA)Slippery When Wet (DA)Pulled into the abyss (?)Rich and Overconfident (Hmm)White Spirit IS Flammable (?)VA Man Shot to Death While Beating (?)Had big balls. (DA)Not a Shred of Sense (DA)Chest Piercing Electrocution (?)Un-happy slapper (?)Need for Speed (?)Great Balls of Fire! (?)Jumbolair Airborne BMW (DA)A series of Im-Pined Events Conveyor belt outlasts runner Rafts, Rivers, Cement and Bridges (HM)Home Made IED (DA)Sneaking Across Auger to Heaven (?)Graffitists drown in storm drain (NO)Disabled man turned himself into hu (?)Let Me Get a Better Look! MANS BEST FRIEND??? Fire up the BBQ ! Holy Flaming DOH! gangsta guns & fireworks don't mix Skier dies after triggering avalanc The high cost of gas Police: Man Shot Himself In Genital Do-I-Yourself Shock Therapry Picnic Lunch Drunken driver saves beer two for one The Faster Method Miami of Ohio University... (several) Man stabs self while fleeing Woman attacked twice by shark Is half a Darwin better then none? highway worker nearly earns award Reverse Mohawk Grafitti Vandals Drown dangerous mixture Do Tell Drowned pair 'spraypainting inside Next Time Buy a Ticket! Man Shot Himself In Genitals During 1 shoot closes slaying case When Couch Potatoes Take Root. Men shoot themselves in tattoo atte Making Deadly Gas at Home German man goes out with X-mas Tree Kinky Sex, Shocking Death vodka+viagra death Explosive Military Intelligence Death by Exploding toilet Down the drain! Pneumatic Nail Gun Surprize Man Killed in Backyard Explosion Un-happy slapper Fake hanging becomes all too real What was he doing up in that crane? Semi-Conductor That is one Fowl Shot diver drowns for golf balls Metal fence gets revenge One sleeper too many on rail tracks Burning Pants Police Break in? Go Get the Lawnmower Who knew trucks were heavy? dumest showoff driver ever Killer Drill Couldn't wait to get down and party Truck-a-Luck dangerous dog food They Ain't no Bo and Luke Duke! The Blue - Handed Pikeman Driver found unbuckled in crash, bu Man Shot Himself In Genitals During He now hates that 'Tom Tom' GPS!!! A Crocodile Poacher gets scrambled. Bare hand versus table saw Drunken Phone Repair Knife thief stabs self during getaw Belly dancing through traffic Super Glue Eye Drops Man held by ankles to snap photo Eagle explosion Cutting up a Napalm Bomb Escalator Misused Flash Powder near miss Log Jamming Driver requires GPS Train-ing elevator surfer Two men dead after swimming in drai New year buffaloe ride freek accident Rest in Peas Bike VS. Train Slow Learner Hangings should never be mocked up Is Arthur still going to heaven? Strong finger for firing a pistol unsuccessful robber shoots self in The Death of Deadtown Don't want to fall out of this bed! Abused car strikes back Goat Overcomes Man Dog Love New years Nose Ring In Brain Homosexual Couple Hospitalized Listen to your parents! Run over getting the bins in Man breaks neck in pool accident

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