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Drowned pair 'spraypainting inside

2008 Reader Submission
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The following is merely cut from the online report. But to add a bit of comment, in a perverted sort of way I can see spray painting a wall or something where people can see your work, but the inside of a drain? And it must be remembered that Sydney has been receiving very heavy rainfall in the last month or so, so you'd *think* they might have been more cautious...

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TWO people who drowned in a flooded storm water drain in Sydney's east were were spraying graffiti on the walls at the time, police said.

Three people were inside the drain at Maroubra at about 5.30pm (AEDT) yesterday when it started to rain and the drain filled with water, trapping them inside.

The three were washed down the drain towards Lurline Bay, about a kilometre away, sparking a search by police on foot, PolAir and the Westpac rescue helicopter.

A 27-year-old Pennant Hills man escaped from the drain with help from nearby residents, but the bodies of a 25-year-old West Pennant Hills man and a 21-year-old St Peters woman were located inside the drain.

Officers later searching the drain found a bag of spray paint cans inside, police said.

A report is being prepared for the coroner.

Submitted on 01/20/2008

Submitted by: David in Australia
Reference: http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,23082975-5005961,00.html 21 January 2008

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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
Thanks, David, we'd already received a submission for this story but it lacked the details regarding the graffiti. This is an important detail that just adds to the stupidity of those involved, so it's worthy of passing on to Darwin.


Chip said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
Thanks for the additional details, David


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