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Sneaking Across

2008 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

Darwin says, "Accepted into the Archive."


ORIGINAL SUBMISSION:

Sarasota Herald - Yesterday, Sunday, a 37 year old man was killed

trying to cross the Manasota Island draw bridge on his motorcycle.

Wearing only a bathing suit and sneakers, witnesses report that he raced

at high speed as the bridge began to open and the crossing guards were

coming down. He hit his head on the guard which killed him and swept him

off the back of his motorcycle. Incidently, the motorcycle continued up

the opening draw bridge and made it across to the other side!

CONFIRMED NEWS ARTICLE:

Manasota Bridge crash
Herald Tribune, Published Sunday, Jan. 13, 2008 at 2:35 p.m.

COUNTY SARASOTA A young man was killed this morning after he apparently tried to beat a draw bridge opening and crashed into the barrier gates that had come down to stop traffic.

Witnesses said the unidentified man, wearing swim trunks and tennis shoes, was speeding across the Manasota Key Bridge when he hit the gate, breaking it off and sending over the side of the bridge. He flew off the Suzuki motorcycle and landed on the pavement where he died immediately. He was not wearing a helmet.

The motorcycle flew across the bridge opening and landed on the other side. The Florida Highway Patrol is investigating the accident which temporarily closed the bridge. The FHP has not disclosed the identity of the victim.

Submitted on 01/14/2008

Submitted by: roger
Reference: Sarasota Herald 1-13 08

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James said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
Yep, simple and cartoony! While motorcycle accidents are a dime a baker's dozen, this particular one has a) the visual of a beach bum on a bike, b) the necessary arrogance, and c) the cherry on the cake~the bike makes it across, but the jamoke doesn't! Add it to the pile, says I! Thanks, Roger!


Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
Yes, this mook is certainly deserving of a DA for his antics. Thanks, Roger!


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