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highway worker nearly earns award

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I saw this personally as I was waiting on an on-ramp one morning. A road crew had parked in the wide expanse of grass between eastbound and westbound lanes of Highway 26 about 10 miles east of Portland and was cleaning up some debris there.

One worker picked up with some effort a largish piece of concrete, and with the apparent intent of depositing it on the side of the road, turned and walked across a lane of live rush-hour traffic.

It's one of those things where you don't really want to watch but you just can't help yourself. I fully expected him to be buried under the lead car of a five car pileup, but approaching commuters managed to get their cars stopped without colliding with the man or each other. The lead car came to rest in a huge cloud of tire smoke with his front bumper within a yard of the worker's knees.

The worker grinned foolishly at the driver before turning and heading back to the center, probably embarrassed to realize that he had come within a split second of being abruptly removed from the gene pool.

Since witnessing this, I have been more cautious than strictly necessary when passing road construction crews.

Submitted on 01/14/2008

Submitted by: Ron Christian
Reference: 6/2003

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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
This guy really is lucky to be alive. I've seen similar behavior but from people you'd expect to know better. I once encountered a police officer walking fairly slowly across two lanes of a highway. What made it even more amazing was that this was the Taconic Parkway, a very windy and hilly road in upstate New York. I didn't even see the policeman until I came over a rise only about 100 feet in front of him and had to brake fairly hard since he was taking his time walking across the roadway. These sorts of people seem to think they'd win in a confrontation with two thousand pounds of steel, and it's probably just a matter of time before they learn how wrong they are. Thanks, Ron.


Chip said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
Maybe he thought the orange vest would protect him. I am curious what you were doing when you witnessed this? (Nosey, aren't I? hahaha) Thanks for teh story, Ron


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