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Escalator Misused

2008 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/01/13/escalator.plunge.ap/index.html

LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- A man died after falling several stories in a Hollywood shopping mall while apparently attempting to slide down the banister of an escalator, authorities said.

The Hollywood & Highland complex includes the theater where the Academy Awards ceremony is held.

The victim's friends told officials investigating the Saturday night incident at the Hollywood & Highland Center that the man "had been drinking quite a bit," said Los Angeles police Officer J. Boyer.

Boyer said the man lost his balance and plunged several stories onto the steps of a moving lower-level escalator.

The man was not identified. He was taken to a hospital where he was declared dead from a head injury.

The Hollywood & Highland Center also holds the Kodak Theatre, where the Academy Awards are held.

Submitted on 01/13/2008

Submitted by: Jon Strik
Reference: CNN.com 1-13-08

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Bruce said:
Maybe Toss: Too Common
We received a very similar story from Las Vegas last July, and aside from the location this sounds virtually identical. So I'm inclined to toss this one as basically being a repeat of the earlier incident. (The Vegas one is here: http://darwinawards.com/slush/200707/pending20070707-150530.html) Let's see what the other moderators have to say. Thanks, Jon!


Chip said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
I will have to say that while this does happen from time to time, it is not common enough for me to dismiss outright. Thanks for the story, Jon


James said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
I'm inclined to agree with chip. This HAS happened, but only once or twice before. Other than a lackluster write-up, this has all the makings of a DA, and I will vote to keep it. Thanks, Jon!


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