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Cutting up a Napalm Bomb

2008 Reader Submission
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(Saigon, Vietnam)while I was in vietnam an old man up the road from me was trying to cut up a napalm bomb he'd found in the La Drang Valley were Americans and the Vietcong fought so many years ago. Any he was cuting it up with large hack saw to use the casing as srap metal to sell and he was also trying to extract the patrolium jelly and nalpalm. What he did not relise the bomb was still live and he hit the sensor that sets the bomb off and it did, He was instantly killed. But lukily for the people around him he was was in his undground workshop the vietcong had left behind after the war.

Submitted on 01/02/2008

Submitted by: Josh Yates
Reference: Communist News

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Chip said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
Josh, thanks for the story. I could not locate a reference so I will have to vote for a Personal Account


Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
It's unfortunate that a lot of people in Cambodia, Viet Nam, etc. run into trouble when scavenging for scrap metal. But what on earth makes them think that they're qualified EOD technicians? Thanks, Josh!


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