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Conveyor belt outlasts runner

2008 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

The Vice-president of Power Production told me about this incident he was personally aware of: An operator at a power plant in New Mexico hadn't been seen for quite awhile and didn't answer radio or PA calls. After searching for him, he was found wedged into a coal conveyor belt 'turnaround'. Apparently, he had climbed a ladder and deck over the top of a running conveyor belt and let himself down onto the top of the conveyor holding onto the guardrails. He presumably wanted to run on the belt as a treadmill for exercise. Tiring of the activity, he either slipped or gave up and was carried to the end of the conveyor where he was wedged between the running belt and its top shroud. He did manage to lose a lot of weight, however. He was found dead, having lost much of one leg, hip and lower torso to the sanding action of the belt.

Submitted on 01/01/2008

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: Not known (will research if wanted)

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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
Obviously this guy didn't think his exercise regimen out thoroughly enough. If you can find some supporting details for this incident please do submit them and we'll be more than happy to upgrade this to a full DA. Thanks for sending it in.


James said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
PLEASE DO RESEARCH THIS!!! :-) If there is ANY supporting evidence, I would upgrade this to a full DA in a New York City minute!!!


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