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2008 January Slush
(UL)Roping A Deer
(Hmmm)Tiger, not lion, kills 1, injurs 2
(DA)Pulled into the abyss
(Hmm)White Spirit IS Flammable
(?)VA Man Shot to Death While Beating
(DA)Slippery When Wet
(DA)Chest Piercing Electrocution
(?)Un-happy slapper
(?)Need for Speed
(?)Great Balls of Fire!
(?)Had big balls.
(?)Rich and Overconfident
(DA)Not a Shred of Sense
Conveyor belt outlasts runner
(HM)Home Made IED
(DA)Sneaking Across
(?)Graffitists drown in storm drain
Skier dies after triggering avalanc
(?)Let Me Get a Better Look!
Do-I-Yourself Shock Therapry
MANS BEST FRIEND???
Rafts, Rivers, Cement and Bridges
(DA)A series of Im-Pined Events
Fire up the BBQ !
Woman attacked twice by shark
Holy Flaming DOH!
gangsta guns & fireworks don't mix
The high cost of gas
Police: Man Shot Himself In Genital
Auger to Heaven
Picnic Lunch
Drunken driver saves beer
(NO)Disabled man turned himself into hu
Miami of Ohio University...
(?)Jumbolair Airborne BMW
(several)
Man stabs self while fleeing
The Faster Method
highway worker nearly earns award
Reverse Mohawk
1 shoot closes slaying case
Grafitti Vandals Drown
two for one
dangerous mixture
Is half a Darwin better then none?
Do Tell
Drowned pair 'spraypainting inside
Next Time Buy a Ticket!
Man Shot Himself In Genitals During
When Couch Potatoes Take Root.
Men shoot themselves in tattoo atte
Making Deadly Gas at Home
German man goes out with X-mas Tree
Kinky Sex, Shocking Death
vodka+viagra death
Explosive Military Intelligence
Death by Exploding toilet
Down the drain!
Pneumatic Nail Gun Surprize
One sleeper too many on rail tracks
Man Killed in Backyard Explosion
Un-happy slapper
Fake hanging becomes all too real
What was he doing up in that crane?
Semi-Conductor
That is one Fowl Shot
diver drowns for golf balls
Metal fence gets revenge
Burning Pants
Police Break in?
Go Get the Lawnmower
Who knew trucks were heavy?
dumest showoff driver ever
Killer Drill
Couldn't wait to get down and party
Truck-a-Luck
dangerous dog food
They Ain't no Bo and Luke Duke!
The Blue - Handed Pikeman
Driver found unbuckled in crash, bu
Man Shot Himself In Genitals During
He now hates that 'Tom Tom' GPS!!!
A Crocodile Poacher gets scrambled.
Bare hand versus table saw
Drunken Phone Repair
Knife thief stabs self during getaw
Belly dancing through traffic
Super Glue Eye Drops
Man held by ankles to snap photo
Eagle explosion
Cutting up a Napalm Bomb
Escalator Misused
Flash Powder near miss
Log Jamming
Driver requires GPS Train-ing
elevator surfer
Two men dead after swimming in drai
New year buffaloe ride
freek accident
Rest in Peas
Is Arthur still going to heaven?
Bike VS. Train
Slow Learner
Hangings should never be mocked up
Strong finger for firing a pistol
unsuccessful robber shoots self in
The Death of Deadtown
Don't want to fall out of this bed!
Abused car strikes back
Goat Overcomes Man
Dog Love
Homosexual Couple Hospitalized
New years Nose Ring In Brain
Listen to your parents!
Run over getting the bins in
Man breaks neck in pool accident
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Darwin Awards
2008 January Slush Pile

Submitted by readers & approved by Moderators
but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

(UL)Roping A Deer 9.3 (110 votes)

(Hmmm)Tiger, not lion, kills 1, injurs 2 8.5 (65 votes)

(DA)Pulled into the abyss 8.4 (38 votes)

(Hmm)White Spirit IS Flammable 8.3 (77 votes)

(?)VA Man Shot to Death While Beating 8.3 (83 votes)

(DA)Slippery When Wet 8.3 (66 votes)

(DA)Chest Piercing Electrocution 8.2 (144 votes)

(?)Un-happy slapper 8.2 (79 votes)

(?)Need for Speed 8.2 (35 votes)

(?)Great Balls of Fire! 8.2 (27 votes)

(?)Had big balls. 8.2 (54 votes)

(?)Rich and Overconfident 8.2 (31 votes)

(DA)Not a Shred of Sense 8.2 (79 votes)

Conveyor belt outlasts runner 8.1 (69 votes)

(HM)Home Made IED 8.1 (31 votes)

(DA)Sneaking Across 8.0 (76 votes)

(?)Graffitists drown in storm drain 8.0 (16 votes)

Skier dies after triggering avalanc 8.0 (40 votes)

(?)Let Me Get a Better Look! 8.0 (34 votes)

Do-I-Yourself Shock Therapry 8.0 (30 votes)

MANS BEST FRIEND??? 8.0 (64 votes)

Rafts, Rivers, Cement and Bridges 8.0 (10 votes)

(DA)A series of Im-Pined Events 8.0 (97 votes)

Fire up the BBQ ! 8.0 (28 votes)

Woman attacked twice by shark 7.9 (10 votes)

Holy Flaming DOH! 7.9 (46 votes)

gangsta guns & fireworks don't mix 7.9 (35 votes)

The high cost of gas 7.9 (50 votes)

Police: Man Shot Himself In Genital 7.9 (22 votes)

Auger to Heaven 7.8 (19 votes)

Picnic Lunch 7.8 (42 votes)

Drunken driver saves beer 7.8 (35 votes)

(NO)Disabled man turned himself into hu 7.8 (51 votes)

Miami of Ohio University... 7.7 (94 votes)

(?)Jumbolair Airborne BMW 7.7 (15 votes)

(several) 7.7 (28 votes)

Man stabs self while fleeing 7.6 (26 votes)

The Faster Method 7.6 (46 votes)

highway worker nearly earns award 7.6 (21 votes)

Reverse Mohawk 7.6 (15 votes)

1 shoot closes slaying case 7.6 (33 votes)

Grafitti Vandals Drown 7.5 (24 votes)

two for one 7.5 (29 votes)

dangerous mixture 7.5 (17 votes)

Is half a Darwin better then none? 7.5 (24 votes)

Do Tell 7.5 (14 votes)

Drowned pair 'spraypainting inside 7.5 (7 votes)

Next Time Buy a Ticket! 7.5 (20 votes)

Man Shot Himself In Genitals During 7.5 (34 votes)

When Couch Potatoes Take Root. 7.4 (31 votes)

Men shoot themselves in tattoo atte 7.4 (50 votes)

Making Deadly Gas at Home 7.4 (15 votes)

German man goes out with X-mas Tree 7.4 (22 votes)

Kinky Sex, Shocking Death 7.4 (15 votes)

vodka+viagra death 7.3 (36 votes)

Explosive Military Intelligence 7.3 (26 votes)

Death by Exploding toilet 7.3 (21 votes)

Down the drain! 7.3 (10 votes)

Pneumatic Nail Gun Surprize 7.3 (23 votes)

One sleeper too many on rail tracks 7.3 (25 votes)

Man Killed in Backyard Explosion 7.3 (12 votes)

Un-happy slapper 7.3 (14 votes)

Fake hanging becomes all too real 7.2 (25 votes)

What was he doing up in that crane? 7.2 (19 votes)

Semi-Conductor 7.2 (28 votes)

That is one Fowl Shot 7.2 (21 votes)

diver drowns for golf balls 7.2 (19 votes)

Metal fence gets revenge 7.2 (14 votes)

Burning Pants 7.2 (10 votes)

Police Break in? 7.1 (20 votes)

Go Get the Lawnmower 7.1 (24 votes)

Who knew trucks were heavy? 7.1 (13 votes)

dumest showoff driver ever 7.0 (25 votes)

Killer Drill 7.0 (17 votes)

Couldn't wait to get down and party 7.0 (30 votes)

Truck-a-Luck 7.0 (31 votes)

dangerous dog food 6.9 (12 votes)

They Ain't no Bo and Luke Duke! 6.8 (34 votes)

The Blue - Handed Pikeman 6.8 (17 votes)

Driver found unbuckled in crash, bu 6.7 (23 votes)

Man Shot Himself In Genitals During 6.7 (10 votes)

He now hates that 'Tom Tom' GPS!!! 6.7 (16 votes)

A Crocodile Poacher gets scrambled. 6.7 (9 votes)

Bare hand versus table saw 6.7 (14 votes)

Drunken Phone Repair 6.7 (16 votes)

Knife thief stabs self during getaw 6.7 (9 votes)

Belly dancing through traffic 6.6 (12 votes)

Super Glue Eye Drops 6.5 (24 votes)

Man held by ankles to snap photo 6.3 (25 votes)

Eagle explosion 6.3 (23 votes)

Cutting up a Napalm Bomb 6.2 (21 votes)

Escalator Misused 6.1 (13 votes)

Flash Powder near miss 6.0 (12 votes)

Log Jamming 6.0 (17 votes)

Driver requires GPS Train-ing 5.9 (12 votes)

elevator surfer 5.8 (6 votes)

Two men dead after swimming in drai 5.7 (10 votes)

New year buffaloe ride 5.7 (17 votes)

freek accident 5.6 (13 votes)

Rest in Peas 5.5 (11 votes)

Is Arthur still going to heaven? 5.4 (14 votes)

Bike VS. Train 5.3 (24 votes)

Slow Learner 5.3 (14 votes)

Hangings should never be mocked up 5.2 (4 votes)

Strong finger for firing a pistol 5.0 (14 votes)

unsuccessful robber shoots self in 4.8 (7 votes)

The Death of Deadtown 4.5 (16 votes)

Don't want to fall out of this bed! 4.3 (9 votes)

Abused car strikes back 4.2 (10 votes)

Goat Overcomes Man 4.0 (11 votes)

Dog Love 3.6 (19 votes)

Homosexual Couple Hospitalized 3.5 (38 votes)

New years Nose Ring In Brain 3.5 (17 votes)

Listen to your parents! 3.2 (9 votes)

Run over getting the bins in 3.1 (15 votes)

Man breaks neck in pool accident 2.3 (22 votes)

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