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Crime didn't pay

2007 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

When: 80's Where: Mt Holly, NJ 08060 What: Crime didn't pay

Week one: In the local newpaper it was reported that a motorcyclist had been killed by a hit and run driver. Week two: The story was updated to report that two individuals had actually stolen the motorcycle and not wanting to be caught decided that one would push the motorcycle while the other followed behind in the truck. Being as inconspiculous as possible they did not turn on the headlights of the truck. After the motorcycle rounded the corner, the truck followed and since he did not have his lights on, did not see the motorcycle pusher and ran over him and killed him.

Submitted on 12/31/2007

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: Burlington County Times/Herald

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Bruce said:
Neutral: Personal Account
I'm ambivalent about this one since it happened so long ago and I couldn't find any references to support the story. I suppose it can qualify for a PA though. Thanks.


Jack said:
Neutral: Personal Account
I have to agree with Bruce. Without a reference, at best, it's just a PA. The story could have used a better write-up, but thanks anyway!


James said:
Neutral: Personal Account
I concur with both Bruce and Jack. The story has a lot of potential but the write-up is wanting. Just the same, I suppose it wouldn't hurt to keep it!


Chip said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
I agree with everyone else. Could not find a reference although I did locate the mentioned newspaper.


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