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Man injured in fall from Gatlinburg

2007 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

GATLINBURG -- A 26-year-old man was injured Friday night when he fell from a sky lift chair.

The victim was flown by Lifestar helicopter to the University of Tennessee Medical Center.

His name and condition were not available.

The Gatlinburg Sky Lift carries people from the town up to Crockett Mountain.

According to the Gatlinburg Fire Department, a preliminary investigation indicates that the man had stood up in his seat was attempting to jump onto a tower.

The accident was reported at 7:02 p.m.

More details as they develop online and in Tuesday's News Sentinel.

http://knoxnews.com/news/2007/dec/24/man-injured-fall-gatlinburg-sky-lift/

Submitted on 12/24/2007

Submitted by: Ray Beets
Reference: News Sentinel Staff

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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
Trying to stand up on a chairlift isn't the easiest thing to do, and trying to jump to a passing tower is pretty darned stupid. Thanks for sending this in, Ray.


James said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
Rather sparse, but there's more than enough detail to convict! Do keep us posted in the event we need to upgrade this to a full DA!


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