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Sex act gonne terribly wrong!

2007 Reader Submission
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I remember hearing this story in my early teens. It's about a happy couple living together in their beautiful home. One morning, after a night of "close encounters" the naked couple laid on their bed hugging when the boyfriend decided to make an omelet for his girl. He got up and went to the kitchen and got bussy preparing the eggs (still naked). His girlfriend got up aswell after 10 minutes (naked also)and went to the kitchen, when she got the fine idea that it would be "cool" if she pleased orally her friend while he prepered the eggs. While in the middle of the act, the boyfriend trying to impress his girlfriend, decided to flip the omelete in mid-air like those big time cheffs. Unfortunatelly, he wasn't so good a cook and the steamy hot omelete fell on the naked back of his girlfriend! In an instinctive reaction to the sudden and unexpected pain, the woman bit down hard while her friends "unit" was still in her mouth. The unbelivable pain caused to man threw him into total panic, so he started whacking the poor woman on the head with the emptied fraying pan. Finally, they both passed out from their wounds and where found unconscious by neighbours that called the police after hearing the comotion. I know from paper adds that they both lived (the woman had concussion and a black eye and the guy had a bad injury on his penis)but I'm unsure wether she managed to at least remove him from the gene pool. I sure hope so!

Submitted on 11/30/2007

Submitted by: Antonios Kokkinos
Reference: Happened in the mid 90's. I think it was briefly on the papers

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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
Maybe its just me but this sounds suspiciously like an urban legend, but it's humorous enough that I'll vote for a PA since I couldn't find anything to support my paranoia. Thanks, Antonios!


Chip said:
Definitely Keep: Urban Legend
Sounds very much like an Urban Legend to me, which is perfectly OK. Thanks Antonios.


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