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Handy Fireworks

2007 Reader Submission
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Firework costs teen fingers 7:23AM Thursday November 15, 2007

A teenager lost four fingers and a thumb last night when fireworks went off in his hand.

The Whangarei 17-year-old had tied a bunch of fireworks together in a clump and set them off while holding them.

St John ambulance executive Charlie Bougher said the incident happened about 9pm at a house on Corks Rd in the Whangarei suburb of Tikipunga.

The Northland Electricity rescue helicopter flew the teenager to Auckland last night for surgery. He was in a serious condition. It was not clear whether he would lose his whole hand.

Submitted on 11/14/2007

Submitted by: Paul Dowd
Reference: NZ Herald 15 Nov 2007

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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
Holding onto one firework is bad enough, but tying a bunch together and then lighting them really takes the cake. Thanks, Paul!


James said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
While fireworks accidents are woefully common, I do agree with Bruce in that tying a bunch together pushes the stupidity envelope! Thanks, Paul!


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