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Eugenics in motion.

2007 Reader Submission
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Motorcyclist drops any chance of promoting his strand after leaving funeral of an unfortunate friend who, just days earlier, died in a motorcycle accident. In true honor and form; Two friends of the dearly departed decided to display "stunts" on they're motorcycles while in the funeral home parking lot. After a short while of what must have been true Darwinian bliss, the two "stunterz" promptly collided with one another, claiming one's life and seriously injuring the other. The ego driven "ride till you die" mentality that is ingrained into much of the motorcycle culture would be considered very effective in the pro eugenics views of someone like David Rockefeller or Henry Kissinger. There is a rather common "untouchable" bravado-predisposition to fear among so many (mostly young) people that generally lands them in the hospital, or worse. It makes a man wonder; "Are we predisposed to accidental suicide?"

Submitted on 11/05/2007

Submitted by: darwin.20.lajik@spamgourmet.com
Reference: http://wfmz.com/view/?id=173106

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Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Repeat
Thanks, we already have this story under consideration.


Chip said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
While we do have this one, I like the write up here so I'm for sending it to Darwin. Thanks for the story.


James said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
Yes, the write-up does change things considerably, seeing as I initially wrote one of the bikers off as a bystander (for lack of evidence). I too will defer to Darwin.


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