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Burglar slashes own throat

2007 Reader Submission
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http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,22658062-911,00.html

Submitted on 10/31/2007

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,22658062-911,00.html

Copyright © 2007 DarwinAwards.com

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Chip said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
Normally we do not accept submissions that are merely links since links tend to expire quickly or are removed, but this one has a lot more detail on a story we already have so I am recommending that Darwin herself take a look at this one.


Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
That photograph of the blood-splattered wall and window also adds a whole level of detail to this story. Thanks for sending it in.


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