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Be gateful it's not you

2007 Reader Submission
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several years ago I decided that a fun thing to do would be swinging on our manually-opened gate. I got a friend to push it very fast while I was on top. predictibaly, I fell off, with a spectacular double flip in the air, landing with my head 5 milimetres away from the concete of the drive, the same distance separating My groin from the large, metal, sharp spike that we had used to stop the gate swinging too far, ruining my chances of a darwin award. the force of the fall made my back ache for months afterward.

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Chip said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
Too bad your friend wasn't taking a video. That would have been something to see! Thanks for the story.


Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
Sounds like a failed attempt to audition for the Circus. Good thing all you ended up with was a back ache!


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