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2007 October Slush
(DA) The Enema Within
(?) Man killed on I-880 held onto back
(DA) Elephants makes Journalist Squash
(DA) When You Guard, Dont Try To steal
(?) Breathalyser Game
(PA) Remember the Hindenburg
(DA) The Wrong Chin-Up Bar
Retired cop struck, killed by train
The Hitchhiker Who Became Roadkill
(?) light me, camera, action!
(DA) Ammo Dumps
Reverend's Odd Autoasphyxia
Dead man was in avocado tree for da
Lenoir Man Electrocuted
(?) I need it like a hook in the head
Hang on there!
Garden Gnomw
Second time unlucky
Grab a ride
“shredded hippy parts!”
Car kills two people fighting
Brilliant Example of Propane Safety
I threw a hatchet in the air,
Anti-Violence activist teen shot
Surf's Up
'Skylarking' man in undies falls ni
Smoking and Abiding Kills!!!!
A simple repair
Syphoning gas with vacuum cleaner
Crocodile Indeed
Newtons Other Laws
Man Stuck in Ex-Wife's Window Dies
oversized load kills man of 75.
Two women burned while huffing comp
Fighting man, woman killed on I-595
Forbidden Fruit
flammable fraud attempt
Body struck repeatedly on I-880
Dogs Shot man on hunting Trip
Burglar slashes own throat
Man accidently shoots himself in ba
Car Surfing
(DA) Fatal a-Traction
Dumped on while dumping
Car Capers
Pervert obsessed with bondage sex d
Theif struck by train
Coleman Stoves are for Outside Only
Gas station.. close call
A garage sale??
No flashlight? No Problem
Pheasant & Highway
Be gateful it's not you
Dying for a leak?
Wheelchair Whacko!
CVS--Crook Vent Stuck!
The invulnerable crossing guard
Tight Chimney
Malfunction Junction
2 Construction Workers Drown in Pon
Their truck was da bomb!
Tuck and Roll
Woman looses arm after a loin bite
Camouflage or not
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Darwin Awards
2007 October Slush Pile

Submitted by readers & approved by Moderators
but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

(DA) The Enema Within 8.6 (210 votes)

(?) Man killed on I-880 held onto back 8.5 (84 votes)

(DA) Elephants makes Journalist Squash 8.5 (66 votes)

(DA) When You Guard, Dont Try To steal 8.4 (53 votes)

(?) Breathalyser Game 8.3 (31 votes)

(PA) Remember the Hindenburg 8.3 (30 votes)

(DA) The Wrong Chin-Up Bar 8.2 (77 votes)

Retired cop struck, killed by train 8.2 (26 votes)

The Hitchhiker Who Became Roadkill 8.2 (29 votes)

(?) light me, camera, action! 8.2 (43 votes)

(DA) Ammo Dumps 8.1 (98 votes)

Reverend's Odd Autoasphyxia 8.1 (62 votes)

Dead man was in avocado tree for da 8.1 (18 votes)

Lenoir Man Electrocuted 8.1 (25 votes)

(?) I need it like a hook in the head 8.0 (72 votes)

Hang on there! 8.0 (33 votes)

Garden Gnomw 8.0 (19 votes)

Second time unlucky 8.0 (49 votes)

Grab a ride 8.0 (32 votes)

“shredded hippy parts!” 8.0 (91 votes)

Car kills two people fighting 8.0 (26 votes)

Brilliant Example of Propane Safety 7.9 (29 votes)

I threw a hatchet in the air, 7.9 (38 votes)

Anti-Violence activist teen shot 7.9 (64 votes)

Surf's Up 7.9 (20 votes)

'Skylarking' man in undies falls ni 7.9 (20 votes)

Smoking and Abiding Kills!!!! 7.9 (28 votes)

A simple repair 7.8 (56 votes)

Syphoning gas with vacuum cleaner 7.8 (40 votes)

Crocodile Indeed 7.8 (30 votes)

Newtons Other Laws 7.8 (30 votes)

Man Stuck in Ex-Wife's Window Dies 7.7 (14 votes)

oversized load kills man of 75. 7.7 (45 votes)

Two women burned while huffing comp 7.7 (35 votes)

Fighting man, woman killed on I-595 7.7 (19 votes)

Forbidden Fruit 7.7 (26 votes)

flammable fraud attempt 7.6 (21 votes)

Body struck repeatedly on I-880 7.6 (16 votes)

Dogs Shot man on hunting Trip 7.6 (21 votes)

Burglar slashes own throat 7.6 (23 votes)

Man accidently shoots himself in ba 7.6 (41 votes)

Car Surfing 7.6 (15 votes)

(DA) Fatal a-Traction 7.6 (40 votes)

Dumped on while dumping 7.5 (49 votes)

Car Capers 7.5 (18 votes)

Pervert obsessed with bondage sex d 7.5 (52 votes)

Theif struck by train 7.5 (12 votes)

Coleman Stoves are for Outside Only 7.5 (26 votes)

Gas station.. close call 7.2 (26 votes)

A garage sale?? 7.0 (14 votes)

No flashlight? No Problem 7.0 (13 votes)

Pheasant & Highway 7.0 (29 votes)

Be gateful it's not you 6.9 (16 votes)

Dying for a leak? 6.7 (24 votes)

Wheelchair Whacko! 6.6 (16 votes)

CVS--Crook Vent Stuck! 6.6 (16 votes)

The invulnerable crossing guard 6.4 (10 votes)

Tight Chimney 5.7 (13 votes)

Malfunction Junction 5.3 (12 votes)

2 Construction Workers Drown in Pon 5.0 (14 votes)

Their truck was da bomb! 5.0 (9 votes)

Tuck and Roll 4.6 (18 votes)

Woman looses arm after a loin bite 4.4 (16 votes)

Camouflage or not 2.8 (19 votes)

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