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Man dies while trying to have sex .

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Reference: http://www.paraibaonline.com.br/noticia.php?id=259410 05/14/2007. Paraiba Online (Brazil)

Man dies while trying to have sex with a female donkey

An unemployed man called Cícero Balbino da Nóbrega, 20 yrs, used to live in the city of Patos, located in Paraiba, Brazil. He died this morning when hit by a female donkey in his nuts, whose he was trying to have sex (yes, zoophily). He had instantaneous death. It happened in the backyard of the local church, and his body was discovered by a group of people, near the place.

he was without shirt and with his pants almost taken off and the animal, called "Mimosa" was tied by his side.

Police believes that the animal was tied in during the night, but in the sexual contact it hit the man's testibles with its legs.

Submitted on 05/21/2007

Submitted by: Samantha
Reference: http://www.paraibaonline.com.br/noticia.php?id=259410

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Shadow said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
the lesson is "dont mess with nature?" either wayhe should of known better then to try this.


Graham said:
Definitely Toss: Other
Others may disagree, but I don't consider this appropriate material for consideration. Thanks, Samantha.


Chip said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
Thanks for sending this, Samantha. Babelfish's translation of the webpage from Portuguese to English is quite humorous on its own. Did you know that the donkey was named "Mimosa", that Cicero bragged that he regularly did this, and that "Its body was directed for the Unit of Medical jurisprudence of Ducks."? Quite a way to remove yourself from the gene pool.


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