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(HM)Recycled Bullets.
(?)Old Guy, Nudist Colony and Car Door
(DA)Fatal Double Crossing
Man dies while trying to have sex .
(PA)Stirring Up the Wasp Nest
(?)Blank Brain Shooting Blanks
(?)Crispy Critter
(DA)Glowing Georgi
Towel Snapper
Tagger gets burned
(PA)Bong Gone Wrong
Sniffing Smoker
Wacky tale of a pair who got whacke
Moomins that go bump in the night
Drunken (Wheelchair) Driving
Quick Draw
Train Kills Would-be Killer
Sat nav driver's car hit by train
Smoking is dangerous
Cops Say Culprit Caught in Cemetery
Fiery Instant, 'wild' spirit killed
Man burned in DIY accident
Search For Crash Victims Suspended
Volts bolt kills teen on pylon
Flying WAY Under The Radar
a dumb hitchhiker kills herself
Stormwater Surfer II
Short sawing shooter shoots himself
Pee on a PS2, Get Electrocuted
(HM)Teen Hurt Whacking Bullets With Ham
Kiss of the freight train
Bridge Rappelling
Poisonous Alcohol
Man gets leg harvested
Roofs and Drinking Don't Mix
Ceiling tile temptation
WoW player harrasses woman in-game,
Lets build a flame cannon
Three hurt in couch-towing stunt in
Man caught in industrial fan is kil
Illegal fireworks kill party host
Quad bike pub crawl
Too much water can kill
Give me ice cream or give me death!
Carbon monoxide claims life of Emer
The Cause: A Inadequate Tool
Soccer fan beheaded
The tragic tale of pilot's sticky t
Another elemental mistake!
Wheelies in a Hardee's Parking Lot
Taxi driver run over by own car
(HM)whacking bullets
Darwin Awards DVD
Death by deo? Stunk to death?
Tag With A Twist
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Darwin Awards
2007 May Slush Pile

Submitted by readers & approved by Moderators
but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

(HM)Recycled Bullets. 8.2 (111 votes)

(?)Old Guy, Nudist Colony and Car Door 8.2 (82 votes)

(DA)Fatal Double Crossing 8.2 (18 votes)

Man dies while trying to have sex . 8.1 (45 votes)

(PA)Stirring Up the Wasp Nest 8.1 (176 votes)

(?)Blank Brain Shooting Blanks 8.1 (112 votes)

(?)Crispy Critter 8.0 (51 votes)

(DA)Glowing Georgi 8.0 (49 votes)

Towel Snapper 8.0 (32 votes)

Tagger gets burned 8.0 (39 votes)

(PA)Bong Gone Wrong 7.9 (45 votes)

Sniffing Smoker 7.9 (19 votes)

Wacky tale of a pair who got whacke 7.9 (67 votes)

Moomins that go bump in the night 7.9 (26 votes)

Drunken (Wheelchair) Driving 7.8 (29 votes)

Quick Draw 7.8 (25 votes)

Train Kills Would-be Killer 7.8 (24 votes)

Sat nav driver's car hit by train 7.7 (45 votes)

Smoking is dangerous 7.7 (23 votes)

Cops Say Culprit Caught in Cemetery 7.7 (12 votes)

Fiery Instant, 'wild' spirit killed 7.7 (21 votes)

Man burned in DIY accident 7.6 (8 votes)

Search For Crash Victims Suspended 7.6 (11 votes)

Volts bolt kills teen on pylon 7.6 (13 votes)

Flying WAY Under The Radar 7.6 (61 votes)

a dumb hitchhiker kills herself 7.6 (18 votes)

Stormwater Surfer II 7.6 (14 votes)

Short sawing shooter shoots himself 7.5 (23 votes)

Pee on a PS2, Get Electrocuted 7.5 (26 votes)

(HM)Teen Hurt Whacking Bullets With Ham 7.4 (28 votes)

Kiss of the freight train 7.4 (29 votes)

Bridge Rappelling 7.3 (12 votes)

Poisonous Alcohol 7.2 (20 votes)

Man gets leg harvested 7.2 (15 votes)

Roofs and Drinking Don't Mix 7.2 (26 votes)

Ceiling tile temptation 7.2 (8 votes)

WoW player harrasses woman in-game, 7.2 (33 votes)

Lets build a flame cannon 7.2 (8 votes)

Three hurt in couch-towing stunt in 7.1 (31 votes)

Man caught in industrial fan is kil 7.1 (17 votes)

Illegal fireworks kill party host 7.0 (10 votes)

Quad bike pub crawl 7.0 (14 votes)

Too much water can kill 7.0 (18 votes)

Give me ice cream or give me death! 6.9 (11 votes)

Carbon monoxide claims life of Emer 6.9 (14 votes)

The Cause: A Inadequate Tool 6.7 (10 votes)

Soccer fan beheaded 6.6 (17 votes)

The tragic tale of pilot's sticky t 6.1 (18 votes)

Another elemental mistake! 6.1 (18 votes)

Wheelies in a Hardee's Parking Lot 5.9 (16 votes)

Taxi driver run over by own car 4.9 (11 votes)

(HM)whacking bullets 4.4 (11 votes)

Darwin Awards DVD 4.1 (9 votes)

Death by deo? Stunk to death? 3.8 (8 votes)

Tag With A Twist 3.6 (20 votes)

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