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Caught yellow-handed

2007 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

In reading about the stupidity of others I recalled some monumental and potentially fatal stupidity of my own.

As a teenager in the '70s I read in an encyclopedia the ingredients needed to make nitroglycerin. Like many males that age I had an unhealthy interest in things that burn and go bang. Unfortunately my mother worked in a microbiology lab so that I had the means to obtain said ingredients. I eagerly went to my basement and mixed things together. "Ah ha," I said, "this liquid must be the desired result." "Oops," I said, "that sizzling noise can't be good." And suddenly the beaker erupted like a geyser spraying the ceiling and my hand with nitric acid and such. Presumably if the batch had been larger I could have been a DA candidate--glass shards to the heart, anyone? As it was I made up a story about an accident in the school chemistry lab to explain the yellow stains on my hand. Only later did I read about the instability of nitroglycerin at room temperature and the desirability of cooling everything during manufacture.

Submitted on 01/14/2007

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Graham said:
Neutral: Personal Account
Indeed, you may literally have gone out with a bang! Beats me why teenage boys have such an unhealthy interest in explosives, but they do. Thanks for sharing with us.


James said:
Neutral: Personal Account
Of course, you are not alone! Needless to say, you learned something! A cute story which I will vote to keep!


Jack said:
Neutral: Personal Account
Ah yes, another young lad who discovered that books are no substitute for a teacher. Yup, it's what is called an exothermic reaction. Good story.


Chip said:
Neutral: Personal Account
I second that, Graham. Reminds me of myself at that age. Thanks for the story.


Shadow said:
Neutral: Personal Account
glad you didnt end up with nitroglycerin... great personal account! thanks for the submission


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