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Brains instead of Confetti

2003 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

Two or three years ago, I heard about a fatal accident during a carnival parade in a small town near Wiesbaden, Germany. One Truck was a gun firing confetti.

After a few shots it stopped working and one of the guys responsible for it held his head inside the gun despite of the warnings of his collegues. He even pulled the trigger two or three times with his head inside the gun...and so his brain was spilled over the place together with the remaining confetti.

In the following radio- interview one if the wittnesses said that the victim´s head reminded him of a baseball cap that is worn with the shield backwards after the shot.

Submitted on 04/16/2003

Submitted by: Martin Berndt
Reference: Radio Broadcasting

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READER Jochen Bern says, "I don't think this is possible, unless the confetti gun was homegrown, misconstructed, and highly illegal. Standard confetti guns are safe to fire directly over the heads of a not exactly sober crowd. They are 4+ inches across, and the confetti is not propelled by a blast wave, but rather, it flows along with pressurized air that is released into the barrel. In an incident like the one described, it's possible that a confetti cannon would take out an eye, or send the victim flying backwards, perhaps cause superficial skin lesions. But spilling one's brain all over the place? No way!

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Teela said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award


Jack said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
If we can have a reference, then it's a winner! So far as I'm concerned, any one who sticks their head in front of a loaded and misfired weapon - be it a fireworks mortar, a "potato gun" or a confetti firing cannon - is definitely a DA candidate!


Gregory said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
reference? I don't remember seeing this one before. anyone who puts their head in a cannon of any kind and pulls the trigger sounds Darwin worthy to me.


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