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4000 poundsd + ice=disaster

2003 Reader Submission
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Too buddies were at there deer lease and were clearing brush around the lake they owned by cachting the brush on fire as they were driving close to the lake's frozen edge. As all people do when they see a frozen lake they drove onto the frozen surface. The ice undernieth the tires started to crack. Luckily the two friends began to notice this before it was too late. They got out of the truck and ran to shore before the truck plunged to the murky depths. This is not the end of the story. One of the friends decides that it would be a good idea if he got his tractor and tried to pull the truck out of the lake. So the friend gets his tractor and drives it out onto the lake and guess what happens, the tractor plunges into the water. this time it sinks very fast. The friend on shore quickly ran over to the hole and pulled his friend out of the rezing water. Now a truck and a tractor are at the bottom of that lake and the driver of the tractor is safe only sufering from extreme coldness while walking back to the cabin because of their lack of vehicles.

Submitted on 01/13/2003

Submitted by: Taylor
Reference: 11/25/02

Copyright © 2002 DarwinAwards.com

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Jorge said:
Neutral: Personal Account

Jack said:
Neutral: Personal Account
Needs a complete rewrite, but perhaps English isn't the submitter's native language.

Bill said:
Neutral: Personal Account
I agree: it needs a spelling check (hand check: e.g. "too"=>"two") and it needs a reference to make HM, but still worthy of viewing by the slush pile.

Gregory said:
Neutral: Personal Account
would be good for an HM with reference.

Bert said:
Maybe Toss: Honorable Mention
Good try, but it needs to be cleaned up- Spellchecker? and maybe re-written to be a bit funnier.

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