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Jackass

2003 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

I'm sure you've heard this before, but shouldn't Jackass the tv show and Jackass the movie be awarded some kind of special "Improving The Species Via How-To" award?

With the number of geniuses whose demise can be traced back to believing that what professional stuntmen do is safe for everybody, I really think a special achievement award to Jackass is due, just for their educational efforts.

Submitted on 12/17/2002

Submitted by: Jenn Orr
Reference: All over, try Reuters or AP

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Pilchard said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
Certainly. And they're sure to eliminate themselves eventually...


Gregory said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
I agree. Given the number of submissions we have had from imitators, Jackass deserves an award for improving the gene pool.


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