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 Zeebarf is drawing for us again! He's drawing art
for a new line of products, such as T-shirts [preview] and flip-book notepads, and even
"Darwin Awards Condoms: Keep Yourself Out of the Gene Pool." Jay is the
gifted animator behind Sons
of Butcher. He'd also a Rock Musician with a loyal fan club and a
lovely lady. Jay just finished a flipbook animating the Dog and Dynamite legend. And he
drew this Dead Fish, now on sale! (UV Coated, OK Outdoors)
$5 Darwin Fish.
6" x 2.25" Silver Emblem like those commonly seen on cars
only way sexier. A cute fish, floating belly-up, illustrating
the mechanism of natural selection. Minimum order is 2.
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Buy the
book!
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Within these portals lie 670 "Enterprising Demises."
Where to begin? Try the four categories: Darwin Award, Honorable Mention, Urban
Legend, Personal Account. Or review the Rules or FAQs, or just
click the Randomizer button
conveniently placed on every page.
Great Book!
Blind
Spots:Why Smart People Do Dumb Things earns my highest praise!
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Friendly Links
Gary suggests an Employee Darwin
Award category!
Dickon Springate's hilariously embarrassing Handyman
Snafu!
Broddyman's "Darwin Awards 2000 Show" on YouTube
Broddyman with the "Darwin Awards 1998 Show"
Hat on railroad track.
Leave it unless you hate your
own appendages.
Don't miss our mottos!
"Chlorinating the
Gene Pool"
"Where Evolution Hits the Pavement"
"Die and Learn"
"The Tree
of Life is Self-Pruning"
"Next!" &etc.
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Changes in Status:
NOW CONFIRMED! Swim with
Dolphins
Removed: Homesick Rafter,
Fatal Cue
MAYBE REMOVE?
Border Crossing Fake? um, odd?
Losing Face, too gross for me,
Flamingo Gunfight Kinda blah.
Sweet Release Sad, but good safety
example.
Gun Safety Training - just not that stupid?
COMBINE:
Blondes and Oil Changes & Happy Camper.
COMBINE Roller
Coaster stories.
Combine spitting contest stories (1, (2))
STAR WARS, now an Honorable Mention
DISQUALIFIED/REMOVED: Sandman
Personal Account: http://darwinawards.com/slush/200610/pending20061007-115320.html
Darwin Award: http://darwinawards.com/slush/200610/pending20061020-160332.html
Honorable Mention: http://darwinawards.com/slush/200610/pending20061023-232448.html
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Male Darwin Syndrome
Why do men outnumber women 10 to 1 in Darwin's Annals?
I include women when I can, but still her showings are meager. Yesterday a
patient Sonoma College gentleman suggested, "Not me, but men try to out do
one another." They do test their limits, as Freeway Dangler attests.
Human Repair Advances
Those headed for a Darwin Award often suffer a few nicks and
dings along the way. Recently, helpful bacteria have been coerced into
pumping out a natural polymer. Their inventor makes medical sutures from
the fibers. Wonderfully, our body absorbs these natural threads, so no
more pulling out stitches! Doctors say the sutures are flexible and easy
to work with. The bacterial polymers are a perfect human repair
material. Hear more from Simon
Williams, CEO of Tepha, and former MIT Postdoc.
Speaking of PostDoc...
 Postdoc
Comics mentioned me, Wendy, on April 6, a year after I had coffee with
Jorge. What a procrastinator! Jorge had to "time his banana"?! Enjoy his
comics. Buy his book!
Literary Reference
"Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious." -Peter Ustinov
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