Happy Birthday
Charles Darwin!
February 12th
2005 Darwin Award
Winners
 Death by Lava Lamp
 Surprise Attack Surprise
Why even trained professionals don't play with bayonets. Chimney Cleaning Grenade
 "He happened to have the perfect object. It was heavy yet compact, and best of all, it was made of metal, so he could weld it to the chain..." Plug Me In! "Because it was old and rusty, Nguyen said it couldn't explode. Nyugen was wrong..."
2004 Honorable
Mentions
White Russians
25 servicemen began dusting the handy white powder on their sweaty feet, adding it to their tobacco, and even snorting it..
 Kills Bugs Dead
Alfred had trouble with termites. He figured that natural gas would be a good, low-cost way to fumigate...
Overheated Engine
In the icy winter, a roaring fire was clearly the
solution to his problem...
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Fanmail
"Thanks a lot Darwin. In this age of growing nonsense and
accelerating social regression, your work is more than
welcome. I believe it is even useful. Let us (all who can
anyway) stand on the side of intelligence. ;) Cheers from
London."
Don Williams says, "I love your website. These stories
support the second law of thermodynamics: order will always go
to disorder. Here's a quote for you: 'Once we were designed
intelligently, now we have digressed to random
idiocrity.'"
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