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Darwin Awards:the
Movie!
2005 Darwin Award Winners
 Death by Lava Lamp
 Surprise Attack Surprise
Why even trained professionals don't play with bayonets. Chimney Cleaning Grenade
 "He happened to have the perfect object. It was heavy yet compact, and best of all, it was made of metal, so he could weld it to the chain..." Plug Me In! "Because it was old and rusty, Nguyen said it couldn't explode. Nyugen was wrong..."
2004 Honorable
Mentions
White Russians
25 servicemen began dusting the handy white powder on their sweaty feet, adding it to their tobacco, and even snorting it..
 Kills Bugs Dead
Alfred had trouble with termites. He figured that natural gas would be a good, low-cost way to fumigate...
Overheated Engine
In the icy winter, a roaring fire was clearly the
solution to his problem...
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Do they think we're stupid?
Safeway makes the best tissues, the best. Very
little lint, soft on sore noses, and they never blow through.
BUT few years back, the tissues changed, so more than one
came out each time you grabbed one for a sneeze. Obviously
this sells more tissues, so some no-brain decided the tissues
should come out in a long chain, not individually.
Do they think we're stupid?
Thankfully, this year (2006) I see
"NEW Improved Dispensing!" noted on the box.
Wonder what happened to the marketing genius that decided to
screw it up, in the first place. Just Wendy's Rant.
What do you
think?
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