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On April 5 the game show Jeopardy! featured the Darwin Awards as a quiz category.
Here is a transcript of the answers, courtesy of WhoisMark.
Alex Trebek: "For $200, a Pittsburgh convict tied eight of these together to escape, but was 25 feet short: he broke his ankle and was caught."
Carol: "What are his bedsheets?"
Alex: "Not just his bedsheets. He didn't have eight of them. For $400, a man in this "Wolverine State" was shot trying to get a photo of his dog holding a rifle."
Manoj: "What is Michigan?"
Alex: "For $600, as an alibi for a robbery, a man said he was in another state buying this illegal drug made from morphine."
Manoj: "What is Heroin?"
Alex: "For $800. Oops! After using gas to remove some stains, a man tried to cover the smell by lighting this, maybe at both ends."
Carol: "What is a candle?"
Alex: "For $1000, a Frenchman moved a parked car 2 feet with this technique used by pro wrestlers and agressive rams."
Carol: "What is battering?"
Alex: "Wrong!
-$1000. Time's Up. Leave it to the French. He moved it by headbutting it. Donk Donk Donk."
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