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Darwin Awards
Evolution in Action.

October 2001

Evolution in Action

UNNATURAL SELECTION

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Close Encounters with Darwin

12 May 2001, Romania | Gheorghe Harlaucescu, 40, shampooed with gasoline to kill his head lice, but suffered serious burns when he dried his hair near his wood-burning stove. The man was saved by his wife, who extinguished the flames with a blanket. Philip Cresswell; ananova.com.

12 April 2001, Romania | Two men found a WWII mortar bomb in a ditch and decided to toss it on their bonfire "for fun". The device exploded and knocked over a power pylon and the two stunned bombers, who survived to be held liable for the damage. Zenigata; ananova.com.

14 March 2001, Australia | Yet another inebriated man let alcohol impair his judgement. A 40-year-old Brisbane motorist filling a can at a gas station lit a cigarette... and landed fifteen feet away. He was treated for burns, bruises and (surprise) ant bites. A police spokesman said, "We took a vote and this is one of the stupidest things we've ever heard of." Melanie Torrance; Reuters.

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Reexamination.  I am tired of feeling nothing but computer keys under my fingers for hours a day. It is nerve-numbing and mind-deadening. I have a wanderlust --a yen to travel around and feel the wind in my hair. Another road trip like the ones we took in our childhoods: in a Chevy Nova, Volkswagen bus, or pickup. We are all children of the horizon. It stretches far as the eye can see.
 

What's a Darwin?
Darwins celebrate life by reminding us how close we've each come to death as a result of our own foolish actions. Aren't you relieved that YOU have (thus far) managed to avoid the "wet feet & lightswitch" accident? These poor folks fared worse... Darwin Awards: Stories that make ME smile.  I hope you will enjoy them too. -Wendy
 

Darwin Rant.   I am getting over the shock but still angry because those goddamn terrorists put a 911 meme in my head. Our culture will long carry the imprint of this day, in the paranoia with which we reinforce our buildings, the way we weigh career and duty, and our patriotism -- to our own nations and moral affiliations. I am angry but certain that life has been set right again, at least for most of us.

Here's a secret:  We have been laughing in the face of cowardly aggression for some time. Forgive the pontification but here's proof that we're healing from September 11th. Over the past five weeks, the answer to the question, "Are you ready to bring back the Darwin Awards?" has been a resounding "Yes!"

Thanks for helping me regain my sense of humor.

Is it time to bring back the Darwin Awards?
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