Contact Darwin

"Paging the Darwin Awards, please pick up
the white courtesy phone."

I appreciate hearing from you, but you are legion while I am one. I've devised a method to handle your thousands of interesting letters.  Please help me by selecting the correct category below.  This system allows for proper digestion of your input.

Story Submission

Story Comment or Addition
Media confirmation, eyewitness account, or
compelling analysis based on professional expertise.

Help locating a story
Use the search tool.

Miscellaneous
Privacy concerns, media requests, etc.

W h e n  W i l l  Y o u  H e a r  B a c k ?
Due to the popularity of the Darwin Awards,
and the vocal nature of its fans and foes,
I cannot personally reply to each message.
Privacy issues and submission rejections
are attended to quickest.  Thanks!

S n a i l  M a i l
Wendy "Darwin" Northcutt
c/o Dutton 3rd Floor
375 Hudson Street
New York, NY 10014 USA