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Stories Ranked by Vote

Bizarre Death 9.0 (38572 votes)

The Bricklayer 8.8 (27870 votes)

Taser Test 8.8 (1927 votes)

Unfortunate Husband II 8.5 (15910 votes)

Gerbil Rocket 8.5 (22657 votes)

Roping a Deer 8.5 (989 votes)

Overkill I 8.3 (17316 votes)

Raccoon Rocket 8.2 (7562 votes)

Constipated Elephant 8.2 (12520 votes)

The Dog and the Jeep 8.1 (12841 votes)

Man Glued to Rhino Buttocks 8.1 (16566 votes)

Bad Day at the Office 8.1 (13453 votes)

Lobster Vasectomy 8.0 (10904 votes)

Cow Bomb 8.0 (18919 votes)

Misadventure at the Metallica Concert 8.0 (8451 votes)

Gun-Totin' Granny 7.8 (10497 votes)

Hydrogen Beer Disaster 7.7 (11532 votes)

Scuba Divers and Forest Fires 7.7 (4127 votes)

Mad Trombonist 7.6 (1421 votes)

Power Plant Fitness Freak 7.6 (10390 votes)

Frog Giggin' Accident in Arkansas 7.5 (5481 votes)

Breasts Injure Four 7.5 (18434 votes)

Garden Bomb 7.1 (441 votes)

Hot Apple Pie 7.0 (9183 votes)

The Last Supper 7.0 (5671 votes)

Hippo on Dwarf Diet 7.0 (6224 votes)

Unfortunate Husband 6.9 (6206 votes)

The Smoking Gun 6.9 (17215 votes)

Christmas Roast 6.8 (5182 votes)

Stalled Motorcycle 6.7 (5696 votes)

The Laundry was Clean... 6.5 (9479 votes)

Falling Urine Deadly 6.5 (20746 votes)

Drop of a Hat 6.2 (2069 votes)

Garden Bomb 6.0 (18 votes)

Puffy Fox Cheeks 6.0 (4474 votes)

Romeo and Juliet? 5.9 (14498 votes)

Hedonist Air Pumpers 5.9 (3032 votes)

What's Shakin'? 5.7 (6022 votes)

Dental Calamity 5.6 (6975 votes)

Explosion of Thought 5.3 (4571 votes)

A Medieval Tale 5.1 (11300 votes)

Missionary Miscalculation 5.0 (6811 votes)


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